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Bitch
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The bitch had an itch
That she wanted to scratch
So she rolled on her back
On the floor

Her mistress said "Please
Don't lend us your fleas"
And bundled her right out the door.


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 Reviews of "Bitch"
Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on December 23, 2002
splendid humour!
love it
john+
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I wrote this some time ago for a competition... it was published but I couldn't afford to cash the cheque! <br> <br>Funny, eh?
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