Overprotective mothers don't help their sons to develop life skills, instead of a son they should have got a dog.
Here Floffy...sit...goooood boy!!!

I am a man of peace
but Cupido ain't for me,
nor now, on Christmas or
even the day of Valenteen'

"Love is som'thing dirty,"
my mother said to me,
"girls only want from you
what's not for you to give,

you already has a mattress
made for you to lie an' sleep,
don't confuse what's a mattress
under you, and what's a girl."

So, I have had a peaceful life
not knowing any dirty thing,
cause' having Cupido by the throat,
I make sure the arrow gonna miss.

Bout' a year now, Mamma went dyin'
goin' up with Almighty God's assist,
though,feel sorry for my Dad up there,
she's gonna get his toga in a twist.

An' think! what my Mamma would say
looking down an' findin' other...
that I trew the mattress with the hole
an' replaced it with a neighbor's daughter!