EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! read about the biggest sham perpetrated to pure, innocent gullible AD people!!!!
EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! see the exclusive picture...

Once upon a time...
whe had two brothers
answering to Ed,
one build a Ark
the other not bathing
was stinking hell,
and as they start
to quarrel to no end,
other brother
and other sister
also by the name of Ed
took sides and began
to fight between
themselves all as well.
We know now the truth,
Ark? my foot! of food
a private storage
the sneaky Noah Ed
had for thanksgiving
humongous barbeques
which no one was invited,
as his brother from Jersey
hadn't moved an inch
lest to raise sails
to fight on deep waters
when a bath he will no take;
so, all my dear fellows
see the picture?
look at them!!!!!!
one dreaming golden turkey
the other getting high
but on his den,
while Rufuz sleeping deep
with snoring says, "don't care!"