We have got Choctaw and Fukabees puting their nose where it doesn't belong and on top of it an Apache squaw wench that hits Brother PeeWee on the head, and a red head southern Belle Rouge with a whip and a rattlesnake Cherokee with Southern Comfort venom...
Not wonders why the Sioux brave is mad...
Long trip, very long trip for man alone
traveling without is beloved tribe
only with the company in back horizon
of the words said to me by Medicine Man
and those hiccups that I can see
from him, long words in smoke signals,
now and then the silence will be broken
by some crazy brave beating a tam-tam.
Medicine Man, he says that I have brothers
near the big water in a place named “Yer-say”
a brother with a devilish vein and evil-eye
which never ever has taken a bath,
and other that wandered from big lake
to miss his marbles on the plains by south
where Apaches wear mean moccasins
to bed, but never them tell you why.
Big chief Sitting Bald told me once about
of some relatives that my father left behind
after pollinating many pale face’s flowers in
many with his braves raids on the white man,
they are called Brothers Ed, which is a shame,
no man should ever so short a name have,
they say that one is a Peewee or it is a Pawnee?
the other, an half injun smelling very bad.
Then the raising smoke was telling me of
of a southern belle with a whip for my hide,
and a little rattlesnake of a Cherokee coming
to make thing really hot for me on the prairie,
what with an Apache squaw using cheating
moccasins with turtle shells to kick about,
a brother in his bed not expecting but love
and a peaceful Sioux walking a little funny now.
Enough is enough for any self-respecting brave,
now someone poke a stick in my nest of wasps,
am looking forward to meet those filthy brothers
ant that promising lose mouth red head squaw,
this Sioux maybe is riding in a horse name Love
but that it is not what you will find in my heart,
am coming and coming fast, and when I arrive
I myself will kicking this time a pale face ass.
Funny Georg....this is one I missed while I was laying up in the hospital bed being fawned over by all the nurses. Reminded me why I worked in hospitals for all those years.
Sioux brave not want Choctaw Princess? Choctaw Princess align on side of sister Cherokee's, Flame on Head and Lil Rattlesnake. Make Sioux Brave wear lacy things and not on his head!! Then Sissy Flame on Head will take her whip to you.
Great write Georg but don't mess with us Choctaw!
Lacy Fern (alias Lacy Annie)
UhOh, someone's in troouuubbbbllllleeeeee...you make me laugh, Georg, despite your Sioux temper being riled! This wasichu is staying out of the way, watching from the sidelines: brave? Shoot, no! LOL Enjoyed reading this one.
Too funny but I hope you will wait till their all finished at Mr. Fees place for then them ladies will be heap some smell good and sure nough dreamy eyed does.
I KNOW that scalp you holding
is not of hair of red
you not know we be martriarical society?
you better no talk bad about Fire On Head
my whip is tied with deer bone
and ready to claim your hide
two maidens in one teepee?
there be no teepee so wide!!!
Big chief Sitting Bald told me once about
of some relatives that my father left behind
after pollinating many pale face’s flowers in
many with his braves raids on the white man,
WOW! Now I know why my wife, Princess Turtle Shell Shoes, calls me Pee Wee Pawnee. And I think I lost my marbles on the Plains long ago; if you find them Sioux Brave Riding Love, can you send them to me?
PS You sure look like you've gained a few pounds since I've seen ya! And I sure hope loyal horse named Love can still carry you around, or I'll have to report you to the ASPCA!
PPS And I really hope Princess Turtle Shell Shoes doesn't read this, or we'll have yet another war on our hands!
Oh dear not another one of these!!!! I must join this time, George, ya gotta name for me? and let me know when you need my story...
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
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well done...
John
pale faced put a smile on my face
Beautifully written and a great picture!
Love Peace and Hugssss...Morning Star
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Great write Georg but don't mess with us Choctaw!
Lacy Fern (alias Lacy Annie)
Be safe,
Karen
Me too old, just biting my time
to go to happy hunting grounds
Peace Brave Brother
"Always Lost" big belly warrior of the Fukawee
Love Tinka
Next segment -- perhaps -- Brothers Ed and their Pow Wow?
Kathy
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
This is hiLARious, Georg; thanks for the smiles! Very cleverly done poem; bravo! Take a bow!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Fee
is not of hair of red
you not know we be martriarical society?
you better no talk bad about Fire On Head
my whip is tied with deer bone
and ready to claim your hide
two maidens in one teepee?
there be no teepee so wide!!!
Newfie Hugs, Rose
of some relatives that my father left behind
after pollinating many pale face’s flowers in
many with his braves raids on the white man,
WOW! Now I know why my wife, Princess Turtle Shell Shoes, calls me Pee Wee Pawnee. And I think I lost my marbles on the Plains long ago; if you find them Sioux Brave Riding Love, can you send them to me?
PS You sure look like you've gained a few pounds since I've seen ya! And I sure hope loyal horse named Love can still carry you around, or I'll have to report you to the ASPCA!
PPS And I really hope Princess Turtle Shell Shoes doesn't read this, or we'll have yet another war on our hands!
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"