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Very pissed-off Sioux Ed
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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We have got Choctaw and Fukabees puting their nose where it doesn't belong and on top of it an Apache squaw wench that hits Brother PeeWee on the head, and a red head southern Belle Rouge with a whip and a rattlesnake Cherokee with Southern Comfort venom...
Not wonders why the Sioux brave is mad...


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Long trip, very long trip for man alone
traveling without is beloved tribe
only with the company in back horizon
of the words said to me by Medicine Man
and those hiccups that I can see
from him, long words in smoke signals,
now and then the silence will be broken
by some crazy brave beating a tam-tam.

Medicine Man, he says that I have brothers
near the big water in a place named “Yer-say”
a brother with a devilish vein and evil-eye
which never ever has taken a bath,
and other that wandered from big lake
to miss his marbles on the plains by south
where Apaches wear mean moccasins
to bed, but never them tell you why.

Big chief Sitting Bald told me once about
of some relatives that my father left behind
after pollinating many pale face’s flowers in
many with his braves raids on the white man,
they are called Brothers Ed, which is a shame,
no man should ever so short a name have,
they say that one is a Peewee or it is a Pawnee?
the other, an half injun smelling very bad.

Then the raising smoke was telling me of
of a southern belle with a whip for my hide,
and a little rattlesnake of a Cherokee coming
to make thing really hot for me on the prairie,
what with an Apache squaw using cheating
moccasins with turtle shells to kick about,
a brother in his bed not expecting but love
and a peaceful Sioux walking a little funny now.

Enough is enough for any self-respecting brave,
now someone poke a stick in my nest of wasps,
am looking forward to meet those filthy brothers
ant that promising lose mouth red head squaw,
this Sioux maybe is riding in a horse name Love
but that it is not what you will find in my heart,
am coming and coming fast, and when I arrive
I myself will kicking this time a pale face ass.


  

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 Reviews of "Very pissed-off Sioux Ed"
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on September 23, 2007
Very funny! Somebody pass the peace pipe...quick!

Chrissy

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 20, 2007
Funny Georg....this is one I missed while I was laying up in the hospital bed being fawned over by all the nurses. Reminded me why I worked in hospitals for all those years.

Walt

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
TeePee cold without Sexy Daddy to warm body of Eager Rattlesnake. Find great joy under bearskin tonight, we make love not war! SSSSSSSSS SC

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on September 18, 2007
again...humorous thoughts...like smoke signals rise...home of the braves.
well done...
John

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
fine imagery and fun to read ...

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Very creative and great imagery
pale faced put a smile on my face
Beautifully written and a great picture!
Love Peace and Hugssss...Morning Star

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
He's talking about you Ed/PeeWee when he speaks of kicking a pale faced ass as your ass is as pale as it can get...Ed #2 & Rufuz

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Creative my friend, loved this...brought a smile to my face...loved the picture as well!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Sioux brave not want Choctaw Princess? Choctaw Princess align on side of sister Cherokee's, Flame on Head and Lil Rattlesnake. Make Sioux Brave wear lacy things and not on his head!! Then Sissy Flame on Head will take her whip to you.

Great write Georg but don't mess with us Choctaw!
Lacy Fern (alias Lacy Annie)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Oh my have you got me laughing with this one. Now this is history in the making. Georg, this one is just too priceless.....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
I wish to smoke peace pipe with you
Me too old, just biting my time
to go to happy hunting grounds

Peace Brave Brother
"Always Lost" big belly warrior of the Fukawee

Reviewed on September 17, 2007
ow wow for the pow wow. This is too funny. What up kemo sabe? PLB&G for caring and sharing this entertaining piece. <Mikii>

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
This is very well written.....let them little red indians count to tne,,,,and put more laughter to authorsden!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Ugh! [that Indian for 'oh my goodness. it's off to the great plains with the Brothers Ed. let's see 'um ride!']

Next segment -- perhaps -- Brothers Ed and their Pow Wow?

Kathy

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Oh my how cute this is,good job dear man...Hugss

Reviewed on September 17, 2007
UhOh, someone's in troouuubbbbllllleeeeee...you make me laugh, Georg, despite your Sioux temper being riled! This wasichu is staying out of the way, watching from the sidelines: brave? Shoot, no! LOL Enjoyed reading this one.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on September 17, 2007
To coin Loretta Lynn's song, "The Squaw's On The Warpath Tonight"...LOL Ain't it the truth...except in THIS case, "Brave"! LOL

This is hiLARious, Georg; thanks for the smiles! Very cleverly done poem; bravo! Take a bow!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
A lot of nasty name calling I'd say, could cause another disaster Georg, be well, lol, love holly

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Too funny but I hope you will wait till their all finished at Mr. Fees place for then them ladies will be heap some smell good and sure nough dreamy eyed does.

Fee

Reviewed on September 17, 2007
I KNOW that scalp you holding
is not of hair of red
you not know we be martriarical society?
you better no talk bad about Fire On Head
my whip is tied with deer bone
and ready to claim your hide
two maidens in one teepee?
there be no teepee so wide!!!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Cute so cute Georg, you guys sure know how to start our day, Thank you for sharing.
Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Big chief Sitting Bald told me once about
of some relatives that my father left behind
after pollinating many pale face’s flowers in
many with his braves raids on the white man,

WOW! Now I know why my wife, Princess Turtle Shell Shoes, calls me Pee Wee Pawnee. And I think I lost my marbles on the Plains long ago; if you find them Sioux Brave Riding Love, can you send them to me?

PS You sure look like you've gained a few pounds since I've seen ya! And I sure hope loyal horse named Love can still carry you around, or I'll have to report you to the ASPCA!

PPS And I really hope Princess Turtle Shell Shoes doesn't read this, or we'll have yet another war on our hands!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Oh dear not another one of these!!!! I must join this time, George, ya gotta name for me? and let me know when you need my story...
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"


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