We ain't no kindergarten tribe no way, so you treacherous pale faces an come take the result of your HeeeeeeeHaw with cutthroat lass.

I have received a very disturbing news about
a collateral damage from the Pirate’s war,
after their sails where gone by the horizon
someone forgot to take with him his son.

A no red head, so La Belle Rouge goes free,
maybe the work of Andy or of Salty Walt,
looks not one from PeeWee or Jersey Devil
and certainly The Elder hold “his” under lock.

The little brat wriggle like a little snake,
his momma maybe from Southern Comfort,
he ain’t no sissy and wears no lavender frills
so the cutthroat woman “Lacy-Things” is a no.

The poor unclaimed child roaming the prairie
by a Sioux brave “Riding Love” was found,
the pale-faces had they fun with all the lasses
but protection bet your ass they used not.

Look at him, the adorable little child,
breast feeding he surely want to know
if it will be for like supper once a day
or he could suck all of it for lunch.

Greedy little bastard…
leave something for us!!!!