Before someone jump the gun:
We are coming near that junction where we can elect the right or the wrong people to send to Washington's White Teepee, careful, boys and girls, be careful because Haliburn's Dick have a shotgun...

Please…not another jerk! I assure you,
elect me and you will get what you want,
all of it, I am certainly not a crook, I say
no IRS audit, I will your taxes cut in half.

See how the envy are eating all the souls
Of those that swear of being Democrats,
while they are conspiring dastardly things
with Republicans on the other side.

I will oppose all gun control all the way,
and the right to bear all the arms you want,
that’s when talking for votes to the NRA,
which I will screw but good, be sure of that.

We politicians need to perform so well,
give a little wink while talking, with an eye,
to the farmers that screw their field workers,
saying that I will free everyone in the South.

Oil for blood I will not accept for a doctrine,
if you elect me as President just I might
declare war to please our restless military
and screw once more those frigging Veterans.

Send your donations which sure will help
for President to run smoothly my campaign,
but please, address hose fatty envelopes to
be deposit in my account, “Bank of Cayman”