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Ed's Smoking Dog
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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In the absence of Andy my brother Ed said that we can pick on the other Ed, until PeeWee launchs his promised poetry competition "where's Andy?"


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I have a loved little brother
and he has a cute smart dog
which from time to time are
well mannered and can talk,
he do it when little brother
sucks Nirvana from a joint,
then he will be so talkative
to a weird by name, his hound,
telling Rufuz his tall tales
that are going high and low,
say, not as much down under,
but more high I think I would.

He got some fine herbs supply
to a man made one fatty roll,
light a match and puff away
filling everything with smoke
until Rufuz feels very funny
and with pleasure let a howl
to the skies that given him
on theater’s life a front row
where colors go so crazy
pushing around all his world,
“hey Daddy can’t you lit
and puff another more?”

What’s my little brother seeing?
his TeeVee is not even ON
but he seems so very exited
an so apparently is his dog,
maybe life his better by puffing
a forbidden Mexican joint;
if just for therapeutic reasons
that’s OK, or so I was told,
nobody gonna complain if
they are breathing in that room,
where after a while you will
hear a man singing like a dog.

Oh brother! stop talking
and pass the joint….




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 Reviews of "Ed's Smoking Dog"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 17, 2007
If you and Pee wee meet at my camper at midnight you better be ready to be attacked by Rufuz; at least till he gets to know you better...E & R

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
don't they make a person dizzy--those joints?

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
your sense of humor is intoxicating ;)

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Good Lord, is that you watching television????? So just when do you plan to pass it around and share??

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
I think the younger Ed got them Kathy! Rufuz is too high! I'm too high on life, Georg! Great write! Laughing lotsss!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Well, Georg, you never to seem to stop amazing me..Very cool, man, peace, man, love your neighbor man, and light me up man.
Peace, Georg, from one of your fellow hippies from way back when it was very chic for this....lol
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
So which one of you ate the dog munchies - they're all gone.

Kathy

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Very cute sweet man,have a wonderful day..Hugssssss

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Kool! Kool! Crazy Kool Write Georg
enjoyed very much, just save me a "toke"
Need it for inspiration, good for mental blocks
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Rufuz needs to put his paw down and say NO MORE,,lol

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
Ha ha what’s my little brother seeing?
his TeeVee is not even ON
He must have been smoking something powerful
Like President Clinton
George have You notice they never invite us!!!
I trully enjoyed reading this
Brilliant write this morning I know
I'm is going to be a great Day lol
Love Peace and Hugsssssss....Morning Star

Reviewed on October 13, 2007
LOL, Georg,

Ed's gonna get you for that. LOL Too funny!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
"Don't Bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me"

Walt

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
I smoked a joint but didn't inhale said Clinton to the world and I never had sex with Monica, funny what that stuff can do to you.

Reviewed on October 13, 2007
LOL Funny write, Georg; you are too much! LOL Thanks for the grins today; very well penned! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 13, 2007
What’s my little brother seeing?
his TeeVee is not even ON
but he seems so very exited
an so apparently is his dog,

Edvard, there truly is enough material for us to tease both Jersey Ed and Little Andy for years to come! But I am gettin a little worried about all that smoke poor Rufuz is inhaling.

I think it may be time for an Intervention. Can you meet me at Jersey's trailer about midnight tonight?

Pee Wee Ed


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