In response to PeeWee Ed's ratting on us about our shenanigans up north, I thought that a more educated clarification was needed to dispell unnecessary misunderstandings.
If you don't understand anything of the above...my work is done!!!!

Yes, by some weird occurrence
we found ourselves in North Pole
after drinking so much cider
an smoking Jersey Ed’ awful rolls.

We had wandered like Adam was
stark naked and shrinking in the cold
wasn’t only the skin under our beard
but also the one covering our big “toe”

A fat dude came from a red house
much before any of us thought of call,
Jersey Ed want to hit him with a club
but PeeWee Ed said “that’s no the way Bro!”

Myself was jumping up and down
Oh man! I was so tremendous very cold,
an old man can hold it when is freezing
but tell me how you answer bladder’s call.

Soon inside the house, by the fireplace
three brothers started to “really taw”
because missus Claus came and said
“oh may may, three elephants we got!”

Mister Santa, I swear it was his name
at least that’s was in everybody’s call,
didn’t want naked men around the wife
and promptly he came with some clothes.

Then…catastrophe after the good meal,
Jersey was amorously with a reindeer caught
while PeeWee Ed helped to wash the dishes
as he rubbed Missus Claus with a lot of soap.

Dear friends, Elves come in all the sizes,
me, after such a meal, a maiden Elf I got,
and a jug of cider to make her most than happy
so she could warm my bones a little more.

That fat Santa was mad hatters with the guest,
reindeers hitched on a sledge to ride on the snow,
and it was “vamos!!!” with all us three brothers,
“I gonna drop all of you very far down the south!”

But we put one over that old grumpy man,
Jersey Ed’s lice in that house kind we forgot,
Missus had a little one with shadows like PeeWee Ed
and the maiden I smuggled inside my clothes.

And to that fat man we all say,
to you too Ho!!! Ho!!! Ho!!!