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Brother Jersey Ed is a ninny
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As all you folks now, my brother put a contract on me ignoring the fact that I am good with a few paesanos from Sicily.
Rufuz, come here...gooood boy!!!


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My brother Jersey Ed hired a hit man
because Rufuz holding it longer couldn’t
giving a well aimed smelly golden squirt
that my being high brother wouldn’t duck,
I had said to that beloved and much suffering
but sometimes tail wagging happy mutt,
that “when one has to go…one has to go”
and now, that smelly brother put on me a gun,
that if it was hold by a bikini wearing broad
Jersey Ed brother could had had a better luck,
because lill’ brother “good for nothing…”
now I am gunning all the way for you.

PS. Two cases of warm Coors beer are
filling Rufuz drinking bowl…DUCK!!!




 

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 Reviews of "Brother Jersey Ed is a ninny"
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on February 23, 2008
Too funny. I'm guessing your brother doesn't move around to much, pretty much 'rooted' to the spot - hence, Rufuz's mistake [or not].

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 22, 2008
Edvard, you really ought to check your zipper, don't you feel a breeze...e

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
Pisano's you say, hmmmmm, seems I might know a few and their work is meticulous and neat too.....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
Nicely done, Georg. Thanks for the smiles but... ...be careful. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
You guys should start your own reality show. WOW!

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
...picture looks like you have a grip on this one Georg...
John

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
More fightin, and name callin? Shame, shame, but someone's gotta win.lol, love ya, holly

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
Oh oh sounds like a feud of Eds brewing here.

Fee

Reviewed on February 21, 2008
Fixin' to get it, you know your brother is going to retaliate - why stir up troubles? LOL You're a mess, Georg, keeping the family on their toes - well done!

(((HUGS)) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
I thought "ninny" was what your mama gave you from either breast?!!
Rufuz don't let them boast over their Coors and fool you into thinking its the best all around...it taste just like your wee wee, DRINK Heinekien! ...and tell Edvard it will make his hair grow! LOL!
Too funny, Georg...don't get me started!LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed on February 21, 2008
You are cruisin' for a bruisin', Georg! LOL Too funny; thanks for the smiles today! Very well penned; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
Shame on You Two! And you and Jersey used to be so close.

But I remember the day I took that picture. I almost forgot how curly old Jersey's once blond hair used to be.

PS My mutts like Coors, too.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
Great one this morning Georg, thank you for the smile.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 21, 2008
Good one Georg


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