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Facts of Life (2 x Haiku)
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Don't tell me that, in some way, I am not talking about you here...


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When quitting smoking
consider this, you become
a menace out there!



and then again…



Nothing gives more
than the full satisfaction
of getting even!









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 Reviews of "Facts of Life (2 x Haiku)"
Reviewed on January 23, 2009
lol! Yes Satisfaction Is Sweet Sometimes...
I was a failure at stopping my smoking habbit, until
I Became A Quitter!! 2 years & 2 months!!
I must tell you though, looking at that pic, I do create looks like this from other drives..yes I confess, Guilty as charged...I drive the speed limit, so I create traffic :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 14, 2009
Is That Rosie O'Donnell or John Wayne
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on January 14, 2009
Revenge is best tasted cold.

~W~

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 12, 2009
Hmmm, looks like many of the drivers I meet on commute to work in the morning. I wonder if look like that when I get behind that long line of traffic and have to speed through the traffic to get to work on time...something to think about! Enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on January 12, 2009
LOL! Good poem and picture!

Reviewed on January 12, 2009
Love your sense of humor Georg and it's always right on target.

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on January 11, 2009
Your timing is impeccable!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on January 11, 2009
Great point, and the photo, priceless!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on January 11, 2009
Oh that road rage!Enjoyed

Reviewed on January 11, 2009
Best advice

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
the inner self is full of surprises ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
You change your hair color...;-) e

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
who's head shot?

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Well "pictured" addictions. LOL

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
You know the facts,and relate them well Georg!
Thanks!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on January 10, 2009
What's the saying George, "Don't get mad, get even."? As far as being a menace when you quit smoking, you definitely are. I'm with the late President Eisenhower who replied to a reporter who asked him if he'd ever start smoking again. Old Ike replied, "I don't know if I'll start again, but I know damn well I'll never quit again."
Love,
Marcia

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Oh yeah this is me;)
Thanks for this relatable piece

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Your 'factoids' are full of wisdom and worth a few chuckles. Who is that mystery person in the picture?

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Tenseness will go away, gve it a week or two. Good for you if you have actually stopped smoking those cancer sticks yourself. You are a darn good person.

Reviewed on January 10, 2009
This is genial in how you connected the dots between picture words and meaning, terrific Georg. Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Love it. . . picture and all. e

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Yea though I smoked and heavily for many years I did turn into an ogre for the first two or thee months after I let go of that security blanket

Fee

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
.... never did like that smoke...it gets in my eyes..lol

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
You are so funny my friend, what a way to get even, everyone dies from cancer...but then again, we have to die from something. LOL, love Bonnie

Reviewed on January 10, 2009
People that quit smoking can be a pain,
but I do admire them for trying.

Mary

Reviewed on January 10, 2009
ROTF! You must know how I am without ciggies. GRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL Well done, Georg.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Ha! You sure got that right! And I think they all gang up on Oakland's Nimitz Freeway, and the 405 down in southern California. I used to believe they were all ex-kamakazi pilots on steroids :-)

BTW -- love your comment on "Wild Child" (so will Marcia).

Ted

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
You sure look different, brother; you better keep smokin!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
Been there done that you are so wise.

Reviewed on January 10, 2009
I know one: I live with her. A day without ciggies is NOT good for Karla! (Personally, I wish she'd give up the durn things, but she's hooked. Easier said than done!) Well done, Georg! (Glad I don't smoke; yet I'm the one with the health issues. GRR!! And NOT due to her smoking, either!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :)

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 10, 2009
For sure Georg, there are a few of them out there that need to lock themselves away to keep us safe. Thank you for sharing. Just look at that pic and you know who you are.

Newfie Hugs, Rose


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