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Bath...at your own risk!
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Dedicated yo lil'brother Ed Matlack or has we know him around our family Jersey Devil Ed (PeeWee is a mean soul, I am an angel that will never thought of giving lil'brother a bad name)
Well, that is lil'brother first bath and first Kodak picture by the way, ain't he cute?

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When lil’brother Jersey Devil Ed
took a bath together with PeeWee,
that it was the first bath and the last
is what he was supposed to believe,
until Ole Edvard came to the room
telling that, bath, everyday will be,
he look to us in his strange lost way,
as panic came galloping all over him
and that’s when Ma could manage
to take lil’brother’s first photography!


By Ole Edvard the Magnifico






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 Reviews of "Bath...at your own risk!"
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 9, 2009
KOOL write Ed
priceless picture
Peace Brother

William
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 7, 2009
Edvard you surely are Magnifico! this poem is a scream just like the picture;-) hahahahaha there there lil deviljersyed we all lov ya!;-)
Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Very Cute. Excellently worded memoir of a funny family moment.

Rockie Coppolella
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
lol....so adorable!
Reviewed by Emile Tubiana
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Dear Georg, I just dicovered that you are not only a man who has known the world as not everyone knows it, but also a talented poet and a man who knows to apreciate his co-writers. You write with a lot a humor. Love and God bless you, Emile
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Aw shugs how cute, the little devil, lots of hair, but no horns yet, you gots a picture of Peewee too? Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
I love this photo and your poem is adorable. Wait till he sees this one! You are in big doo doo....lol

Love, light, and peace brother,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Love it and the picture of little Ed lol, glad you saved a copy for history.

Fee
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Thank you for sharing this delightful "slice" of Ed's life, Georg. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
LOL Look at that H A I R!!! And those EYES!! LOL Too funny; well done, Georg! (You should see ME in the morning with MY wild hair!! LOLOLOLOL)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Adorable picture and delightful poem, George...

Carole~
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Oh my, this is so cute sweet Georg sure have missed you and your wonderful writing the picture is priceless,LOL.. stay safe and well..much love too you...Hugssssssss
Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
How well that picture goes with your words. Or is it the other way around?

Larry
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Old Brother Edvard(K)is just kind of jealous as I (Jersey) had hair way back then and still do, LOL, Ed
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Cute one there Edvard.

~W~
Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
Very nice picture!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
The photo..the hair, the hilarious words, PRICELESS!
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
lol...very funny Georg
& the lil'darlin photo is priceless-lol

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
A pic is worth a thousand words.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on March 6, 2009
ROTF! That piccy - this write - too funny!!!! Thanks for starting my morning off right, with a big ole belly laugh. Hey! Exercise!! LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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