Remember next time you left your pets alone, like Jasmin said, they are people too! ! !

When I want to play, nobody is there,
so, for canine revenge, I chew a shoe,
or disembowel one expensive cushion
and pee on father his favorite couch,
looking innocent, and sad, and lonely,
abandoned in an empty house all alone.

I know of a uncle that have only one,
but alone his dear Rufuz he never did,
another of uncles dear has five of them
with a funny name, call himself PeeWee,
those uncles love their canine friends,
I wish that one of those could be me.

You don’t fear, I can look for my self,
little, my bark hurts less than my bite,
I can play dead to scare the bejaysus
off, of children cruelly pulling my tail,
and to be sure that no one sleeps well
I get to howling all freaking long night!

You will think “best we get rid of him”
but see how cute a little puppy I am,
all furry to tickle your funny bone
until left alone in an empty house,
the little puppy will have a change…
then…dear Devil Cujo, step aside!