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Oh!.......Canada?
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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What life will be without our cousins up north? Now, the Ed Brothers have a special love for their cousins and cousinettes and they dream living in the same hillbillies country without borders.


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For: Fee and Rose and Jasmin and Tom K and all AD's Maple Leaf bearers and Albert from Edmonton, Mary Ann in Calgary, Postman Robert in Vancouver, Chad in Medicine Hat, Michelle in Quebec and sorry if I didn't named you!




No national fireworks
to scare the Eskimo,
because our friends up north
ain’t not a freeking republic,
sleeping together with the French
you will find the English weird
saying coquettishly that they…
love to have on top…a Queen!

From the land that gave us
the Mohican and Pocahontas
the Blue Jays with icepicks
that bunch are for the Yankees
all they will ever need,
and here comes Broadway show
announcing the Chippendales
dancing with brother Fee.

To be fair, what could we do
without that maple syrup
on our American pancakes
of every morning bliss?
We smile! And thank we say
and so truly do we mean,
they are our dear cousins,
of our family the black sheep!

From Vancouver to Halifax,
from coast to coast the Canucks
have there a lot of big country,
and we, a lot of border to keep,
down here we are very happy
with Michelle and Obama kin,
soon Canadians will have Camilla
and Dumbo ears for their King.

We love our cousins up north
and we love them so very much
that we will say to hell with the borders
and come to our Republic, oh…Canada?


by EDvard, Ole Brother






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 Reviews of "Oh!.......Canada?"
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on July 8, 2009
Great images, and I love your sense of humor. Wish I thought I'd get to Canada. Friends have come back raving. . .in a good way, that is.:) Says a lot that the U.S. and Canada have gotten along this
long. Both have so much to offer! Thanks for the interesting and amusing read. Stars and Stripes and Maple Leaves, :) 'Pea' (:

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on July 8, 2009
I love Canada, especially Vancouver Island along the west coast. I have it written into my fourth novel. I've been through British Columbia, Alberta, Manitoba, and Saskatchewan, and would go back on a road trip in a heartbeat. incidentally, my brother Russell and his wife just returned from Stockholm, they were there for a family reunion. Enjoyed the write Edvard, churned up a lot in me.
Blessings ...

Reviewed on July 8, 2009
Well I'm back, I've been hiding under my bed since the 4th
I guess those scary lights in the sky from the south are now gone
The Canadian Buzzard

PS I have been called " An Old Fossil " and that pic does look like a family member
Its Ok that you didn't name me, at least I'm not the BBQ this time LOL

Reviewed on July 8, 2009
ahhh...the uniforms!
I want to see the mounted police
err....I mean the security patrol horses with the police mounted a top...

Reviewed by Emile Tubiana
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Dear Brother, I can agree with you we should all say enough with national fireworks, they scare not only the Eskimo, but my little birds. They can all come live with us but not in the icy cold weather.
You penned what you like with elegance and grace. Love Emile

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Cute George, what a delight and such originality with a bit of truth mixed in....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Too funny, Georg (or should that be EDVARD??); well penned! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Well. I won't take offense, Georg. By the way, I live a short distance from Vancouver in British Columbia, Canada. Love and peace, your brother from the north country,

Regis

Reviewed on July 7, 2009
You figured out now, that the best people left, when you did that republican thing, and now you want us back, Queen and all, Ok what's in it for us dear cousin? come on... Love! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Brother Edvard, you are just like Pee Weeeeeeeee, you love to start trouble! I lived and worked in Canada for over two years, and found it a wonderful place to live with warm loving people! Of course, I'm not saying it doesn't have its faults,especially some of the people who love to hate us;-)

sis tiger lily

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Not sure if I should feel honored or frightened by such an offer...lol, my second book called The Canadian Loyalists was about just such an invitation by our cousins to the south, and in the book we are still fighting. Enough said though you should read it sometime lol. As for flying the stars and stripes...much prefer our maple leaf forever, mind you if you ever want to join God's country...all are welcome here.
Canuck hugs
Fee

Reviewed by Beryl McMullen
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
To Hell with the Borders like to visit our cousins but I'm still staying put LOL

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Lost for words..oh my heavens..LOL..thats all I am saying my lips are sealed...Giggles...as always wonderful writing sweet man..have a wonderful and safe day...Hugsss

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
THE PHRASES AND IMAGERY IN THIS PIECE ARE DONE WELL...BUT I DOUBT SERIOUSLY IF CANADA IS IN THE LEAST BIT WAY INTERESTED OF JUMPING FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE(SMILE). THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Announcing the Chippendales,
dancing with brother Fee.

WOW! They must have some really old Canuck Chippendales. Will he be dancing for those big-eared royals??!!

And I do like their pets; I have one of those Canadian Chihuahuas myself; she really keeps all the pesty salesmen away.

Reviewed on July 7, 2009
Me thinks you're going to be stirring up the Canucks and have a war! LOL Well done, Georg. Or, as they say North of the border, beauty! =]

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 7, 2009
It certainly "sounds" complimentary, but then again you may be getting yourself in trouble again...& here I thought, Pee-wee was the trouble instigator...Jersey & Ruffie


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