Folks, this kind of family feud wasn't initiate by me, I just was inviting a few friends to a innocent although immoral party and wham! here comes that envious little twerp of a brother mixing our Ma in the fracas with the help of that two-timing sister of ours Tiger Lily that hadn't said sorry for a long long time!!!
If ever there was a devilish combination
right under the roof of our house must be
when some jocular god dreamed about
giving our Ma the wandering son PeeWee,
which didn’t make life easy for Jersey Ed
nor better for our two timing Tiger Lily,
and don’t forget the suffering Older Bro,
because that poor creature…is me!
Dwelling on Chic-ago he wouldn’t want
we tell you all about that witch offspring,
half a man, half a wolf and half a brother
that’s too many halves but all it is him!
when children were playing with dolls
he played with a Black & Decker Drill!
lobotomizing cats and dogs and a brother
if you don’t believe ask Ed Jersey Devil.
He is suave, mellifluous and he slithers!
watch the grass where you put your feet,
and also watch you back from our Ma
never too careful with those too can be,
cos she will boil you in her hot cauldron
following the steps of an old family recipe
to be served to innocent little cannibals
of Canadian descent or they can be Brits!
Dear friends don’t say you weren’t warned
going Trick or Threats on this Halloween,
get your head bite right off your shoulders
or find yourself alone with brother PeeWee
with his dear Ma most cherish of presents
a Black & Decker tool for great lobotomy,
go to bed, sleep and dream angel dreams
until your hear the near purring of a drill!
EDvard, Lord Nosferatu Incubus
Dark Castle of Sweden
I’ll take one of those halves of him Lord Nosferatu Incubus …yes and shackle him “half a whole” or a “quarter yet” to my other trophy mounts of tortured pleasantries…
After I blaze him an offering in the urn of choices…I wonder what he would choose? To be fed by my wolves; a torrent of fear chasing him? Or maybe he would like to feel my lashes braise his raw-hide? There are plenty to choose from…
with the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations
If this doesn't draw a mental picture of "a devilish combination," and of a "suave, mellifluous" brother that "slithers" over slimy grass and lobotomizes cats and dogs and a brother with a Black & Decker drill. I think I'll stay home this Halloween with all doors locked.
Your friend, Mark
There are some real dark secrets coming out of that dark Castle, LOrd
Nosferatu Incubus, I think you have enough amusement in your own family without needing any friends, besides now I'm to chicken to attent such gruesome rituals ha. Hugs! Jasmin Horst
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ' And don't forget the suffering Older Bro, because that poor creature...is me'----------I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
“Half a man, half a wolf, and half a brother,
That’s too many halves, but it is all him!
And he is suave, mellifluous, and he slithers!”
Wow! And here I thought you might be upset with me. Those are the nicest things anyone has ever said about me – I Love You, Bro!
If you had only invited Ma to your castle sooner, she’d probably be treating you a lot better. All I’ve heard for years from her – “When is he gonna invite me to Sweden?” And I would always say, “Soon, Ma, real soon.”
And cheer up, Brother; right after Halloween, she wants to go visit Brother Jersey for a month – he gets her for Thanksgiving!
And don’t forget to give her Prune Juice for breakfast; she’s far less cranky, when she’s regular.
And since you’re not mad, Ma and Tiger Lily want me to post the next chapter of Swedish Meatballs – it’s a doozy.
Your Brother Pee Wee,
The Good Lookin Brother Ed
PS: Really looking forward to seeing you on Halloween; and I’ve got a big surprise for you – Me and Mean Tall Woman are bringin Ma’s twin sis, Aunt Edwina, with us – now that should be one hell of a party!
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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After I blaze him an offering in the urn of choices…I wonder what he would choose? To be fed by my wolves; a torrent of fear chasing him? Or maybe he would like to feel my lashes braise his raw-hide? There are plenty to choose from…
with the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Be always safe,
Karen
Your friend, Mark
With all that going on, no one will have time to bother with a Buzzard
So that means the Buzz will have all the ladies to himself LOL
You just have to love sibling rivalry
Have a good one
The Buzzard
Nosferatu Incubus, I think you have enough amusement in your own family without needing any friends, besides now I'm to chicken to attent such gruesome rituals ha. Hugs! Jasmin Horst
That’s too many halves, but it is all him!
And he is suave, mellifluous, and he slithers!”
Wow! And here I thought you might be upset with me. Those are the nicest things anyone has ever said about me – I Love You, Bro!
If you had only invited Ma to your castle sooner, she’d probably be treating you a lot better. All I’ve heard for years from her – “When is he gonna invite me to Sweden?” And I would always say, “Soon, Ma, real soon.”
And cheer up, Brother; right after Halloween, she wants to go visit Brother Jersey for a month – he gets her for Thanksgiving!
And don’t forget to give her Prune Juice for breakfast; she’s far less cranky, when she’s regular.
And since you’re not mad, Ma and Tiger Lily want me to post the next chapter of Swedish Meatballs – it’s a doozy.
Your Brother Pee Wee,
The Good Lookin Brother Ed
PS: Really looking forward to seeing you on Halloween; and I’ve got a big surprise for you – Me and Mean Tall Woman are bringin Ma’s twin sis, Aunt Edwina, with us – now that should be one hell of a party!
freaky Fee