I hear the claws being sharpened, the broom made ready, the cackling laughs and that pissed off beehive clamor from all the AD sisters, but you know what? I was born to get in trouble...and love it!!!
She dumped your sorry pathetic self
and suddenly you are all alone in life,
the pillows doesn’t smell the same
on a silent bed without lover’s whine.
Then, you remember in your garage
among the things for your lemon car,
there, a lot of fancy mechanical tools
to make whatever you need or want.
Been alone you decided to be no more,
what can stop if you wish your hands
building the dream’s perfect woman ?
cos you are a champion of screwing up!
Hammer, hammer, screwing screws,
she’s taking voluptuous shape, a star!
they gonna envy you cos she hasn’t got
a chatter box, and that make you smile!
The perfect woman you say you did?
one that never ever would think to nag,
she come without mother in law and
keep off the way when poker is nite.
Looking forward for the opening day
when you gonna use for the first time,
that dysfunctional can opener of yours
for a debut gourmet thrilling surprise.
What a creative mind you possess, will this do EVERYTHING?
you have me inspired Georg!
This reminds me of "WEIRD SCIENCE" with the #2 Brainy Geek Nerd boys and Gorgeous Kelly LeBrock, they built the PERFECT Woman to them!
Love your mind and heart!
Men need their time too, most WOMAN just don't understand!
Blessings of WARM HUGS, SOULFUL_PurplePaSSionsSHEEoxxo
The only nagging I've done lately, if you call it "nagging" I would call it a polite-reminder..is it's been almost 3 YEARS and the Kitchen Cabinets are not painted YET, Harley riding and Fishing, has taken it's place! lol
Georg,
I agree with Kate, You definitely can do better than that. All of us women are whiners or nags, I for one would never do that...
Anyway great write, but let's see what a perfect man will be...catch my poem, you inspired me!
... i hope you drilled the bore hole the right size, otherwise you're in BIG trouble.... Another one for the AD infirmary, i'd say! the AD night nurse will need a can opener to get you out... ouch!! :))) xxx
This is g r e a t, Georg! What a wit you are. {Think it's spelled
c-h-a-r-a-c-t-e-r.;)] More! MORE!! xOx 'Pea' xOx
PS: Like what you said to J'nia about the "great and learned." May not be the exact words that you used, but you were talking about how "experts" insist that children who are abused will grow up to be abusers. Speaking for myself, being a target made me especially determined to be gentle. I am happy to say that my son and daughter are carrying on the tradition. Thank you, man. Stay you!!
Well Georg I am laughing my head off as I already know my husband has the perfect woman. Any man that has three Harley's sitting in his garage and can ride any and every decent day because his wife insist he enjoy it while he can without nagging has to be pretty near perfect.LOL. Make no wonder we love you Georg.
Your Newfie Friend, Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2010
Yes Georg, her name is Roxxxy remember? For those of us who are not mechanically inclined (like me), it only makes sense. Maybe I can go to the garage and slap something together. It'll probably look more like the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz; but at least it'll be well lubed!!
Dear Georg, I was impressed with the painting of this woman. This is the most perfect woman I ever saw. Did you put her together? It is a real ideal woman, you forgot one thing, does she eat? You cannot ask for better, have you ever seen a woman who doesn't nag? What a great achievement! In fact you solved the problem of all men on earth. Love Emile
Love Emile
ROTFL. I saw the title and thought, "What's he up to?" I have only one comment for your my dear, what you gonna do when she starts to get rusty and begins squeaking? She will you know.
Best you do a welding job Georg, screws come loose after a while, I guess you haven't noticed, have ya? You are dancing on thin ice me thinks, cause one sharp cut, and it's Bobbit, gotit? You'd think in that there miserable cold Swedish winter, you'd like something warm even if it's mouthy. Let me know when you perfected her, and don't for Christ's sake, don't brag to God about it. Ha, Jasmin Horst
Oh, Georg! I know the dream of man has always been and always will be that of the perfect woman, or rather that of the perfect woman for him. The perfect, God-made perfect woman for him. But one made of stainless steel and nuts and bolts? Ah, that can be a bit rough on mans puny pubis.
Your friend Mark
Quite a fantastic write Brother Ed
Judging from that picture,
She'll be needing a can opener after all
as for the perfect woman, My idea is "A big voluptuous woman
Thats deaft and mute and owns a liquar store"
Peace brother Ed
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Be always safe,
Karen
Now, I'm motivated to go out into my garage and see what I can put together. No "deal breaker" demands, so long as the Y-joint is well oiled.
I loved it, Georg. So glad I stopped by.
Richard
you have me inspired Georg!
This reminds me of "WEIRD SCIENCE" with the #2 Brainy Geek Nerd boys and Gorgeous Kelly LeBrock, they built the PERFECT Woman to them!
Love your mind and heart!
Men need their time too, most WOMAN just don't understand!
Blessings of WARM HUGS, SOULFUL_PurplePaSSionsSHEEoxxo
The only nagging I've done lately, if you call it "nagging" I would call it a polite-reminder..is it's been almost 3 YEARS and the Kitchen Cabinets are not painted YET, Harley riding and Fishing, has taken it's place! lol
I agree with Kate, You definitely can do better than that. All of us women are whiners or nags, I for one would never do that...
Anyway great write, but let's see what a perfect man will be...catch my poem, you inspired me!
xo
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Lin
c-h-a-r-a-c-t-e-r.;)] More! MORE!! xOx 'Pea' xOx
PS: Like what you said to J'nia about the "great and learned." May not be the exact words that you used, but you were talking about how "experts" insist that children who are abused will grow up to be abusers. Speaking for myself, being a target made me especially determined to be gentle. I am happy to say that my son and daughter are carrying on the tradition. Thank you, man. Stay you!!
Thank you!
John
Your Newfie Friend, Hugs, Rose
Love Emile
Still laughing,
Hugs,
Marcia
George C.
Inquiring Minds want to know. (Actually, it's Ma - she wants her cut.)
Your friend Mark
*Glen*
Judging from that picture,
She'll be needing a can opener after all
as for the perfect woman, My idea is "A big voluptuous woman
Thats deaft and mute and owns a liquar store"
Peace brother Ed
William