One tried the angelic route, the other squealing to momma, but they never gonna be Ma's favorite, cos...guess who is it?

Blessing Momma for all the good things
for nine months holding beautiful Edvard
that was trying to kick a mighty storm
being so squeezed in her maternal pouch,
although to be fair she used Pa’s fire water
to baptize their first son with all her love.

Edvard was the only son born with brains
of all the whole menagerie hillbillies clan,
with the exception of Tiger Lily Edleen
which maybe is probably an adopted one,
cos we are an ugly bunch of zany people
and nobody will ever doubt us of that!

But I am digressing, as the first male born
if I am allowed to say in a very crazy house,
things were going quite sweet until when
a brawling monster, PeeWee Ed, saw the light
and kept on howling like a banshee in heat,
suddenly Ole Edvard wasn’t more number one!

Back to number one again when a babysitter
was needed, Momma was expecting another one,
something she pickup around smelly Jersey State,
so it was to me to keep the little PeeWee alive,
so until the third will come the babysitter I was,
my payment? when Ma gave me a toothless smile!

Then I was in total charge of cozy Sis Tiger Lily,
to watch her was for me then…a pure delight,
the li’l brothers I kept quiet by a simple method
licking the empty fire water jars left by Pa,
mother thought that she couldn’t had a better son,
and she told me it many times, even if she tried.

So now you know who’s Ma favorite son,
believe me, the best, and she didn’t even tried!