Patrick story about the Lord of the Rings and the brother Ed bugged the day lights outa everybody, cos it was a lie!!!
And liars liars have pants on fire and them ain't not cos them got a lap dance in a strip joint!
So, to put the record straight...
We have a corked Irishman from Ireland’s Cork
a cuz baptized with the name of Patrick-the-Liar,
Son of a Gunner of a whaling rusty sinking ship
known as Dirty-Tricks-Uncle-Ed from Jambalaya.
Now, we have in our family a fair menageries
of guys and lasses from all walks of miserable life
that the Canucks up north and the across Limeys
to the great Ed family so gratuitously they provided.
We never had liars in our family we talk the truth
cos, no telling the truth is not the same telling lies
like that dumb Paddy, a Irish snake in the grass
that surely gave a slip to that good Saint Patrick,
when he was busy getting rid of them nasty snakes
double tongue creatures that love telling untrue tales
bout three brother’s Dad that ain’t had no ringers
but a son that refused to take a bath hard as nails.
Our cuz Patrick like to stir trouble, peaceful family
that we are, we will not be pushed into no silly fight
if it is not the one that we started, as for Lords Rings
of his, under his cockamamie wood we will light a fire!
You mess with the Sibling Eds and Co…
you gonna get more than you bargained for!
Getting rid of snakes??? Blarney Man!!! You was the one that ordered them up for your petting zoo! I just accommodated! An ya never paid me neither ya cheep old sardine! Peaceful family? Ha! You mean Justice of the Peace family cuz he was there every Friday night seperating you and Pee Wee fightin' over that rancid pork chop that Pa scrounged out of the Sizzler's dumpster. Patrick-Ed
The been feedin ya Irish stew over there instead of meatballs, chewing your gums in the good old Gaelic, now listen, don't stir up any more trouble you can handle, this Erin go bragh, is no unsung hero, he licked the Blarney Stone hanging side up down, and you know well enough, to much licking anything can cause a twisted tongue, so you might say he came by it (honestly). I wills hear no more of it now.
Clever, clever. Like always clever and fun to read. All you need's a four leaf clover to pluck and wish for a peaceful, loving family. But that sure ain't gonna be happenin'
Your friend, Mark
Aye, and sure and begorrah, didna great sainted mother of yourn also have a sayin "may you have two minutes in heaven afore da devil knows yer dere?"
Fee
"Not tellin the truth, is not the same as tellin lies."
I remember that dear old Ma used to tell us Ed Brothers that, all the time. Too bad she didn't preach it to Patrick-The-Liar. If she had, we'd probably be callin him Patrick-Who Doesn't Tell The Truth-All The Time.
And I think I also remember that when I was a little kid, you used to hang out with mean old cousin Ed Goggin, and with Dirty-Tricks-Uncle-Ed from Jambalaya.
Are you still gonna send both of them over to Brother Jersey's place?
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
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John
What family did you grow up in, oldest brother, as I remember little peace in our family...;-) e
Your friend, Mark
Fee
I remember that dear old Ma used to tell us Ed Brothers that, all the time. Too bad she didn't preach it to Patrick-The-Liar. If she had, we'd probably be callin him Patrick-Who Doesn't Tell The Truth-All The Time.
And I think I also remember that when I was a little kid, you used to hang out with mean old cousin Ed Goggin, and with Dirty-Tricks-Uncle-Ed from Jambalaya.
Are you still gonna send both of them over to Brother Jersey's place?
Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Your Newfie Friend Hugs, Rose