Everybody knows that I play chess with God and sometimes we talk to each other like two old geezers shooting the wind, and other times we just are Father and a silly son...
Lord?
Yes my son, what is it?
I was wondering about Paradise…
Yes? What about it
Whatever made you to put there
a woman, a snake and the apple tree?
At the time I thought it was a good idea,
I was very busy with other things
Lord?
Yes my son, what is it?
I was wondering about being smarter
Yes? What about it?
Whatever possessed You to tell Eva,
Thou shall not eat from the freaking apple tree?
Well? did he answered your question??
You know women are smarter then men
Ask Harry Balefante.... truly enjoy your Wisdom
Just had to ask you that question
Peace be with you Brother
...SILLY SON(SMILE). BUT, ISN'T IT WONDERFUL TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE A FATHER WHO IS PATIENT WITH US...AND WE DON'T HAVE TO HESITATE TO ASK HIM WHATEVER WE WANT TO? THAT'S 'CAUSE HE KNOWS AND LOVES US SO VERY MUCH. WHAT A 'FRIEND'...AND CHESS PLAYER... HE IS! THANKS FOR SHARING AND LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
LOL I love this, as man was created with the ability to logic and a brain to use...logic thus dictates that we question things we do not understand. I have often wondered if God could create a perfect world and a perfect mankind than did he just create us and the pitfalls of life for his own amusement...oops blasphemuos I know.
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An old man prays: "Lord, I've been a poor man all my life. I've worked hard, supported my family, been faithful to my wife. But I never got a lucky break. Please, O Lord, please let me win the Lottery!"
A week goes by, he tries again: "Lord, I've never asked for much. Please, Lord, please! Let me win the Lottery!"
Another week goes by: "Lord, I am on my knees, begging you please, please, please! Let me win the Lottery!!!"
Suddenly, a deep and booming voice answers from the Heavens:
"At the very least -
you could buy a ticket?"
!
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on April 29, 2010
I didn't know God could use Microsoft Word! He's amazing that guy!!
I mknow Eve talked Adam into eating the apple by waving it at him as she shook her naked body sexually and Adam being a MAM just didn't have what it takes to walk away. I think God forgot to make his big head work. LOL Cute one Georg.
And tell a kid not to push his sister down the stairs and....when you get back from the hospital you are wise enough not to ever mention it again. lol Too true/funny Georg. Hugs, J'nia
I wrote a silly thing years ago about Adam creating the world and then being lonely so he created God. God kept beating him at board game which Adam created so Adam knew God must be cheating. He played may hours watching every move of God. He wanted to see his DIVINITY FUDGE. ooh.
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Love yah Georg
Ch'erie
You know women are smarter then men
Ask Harry Balefante.... truly enjoy your Wisdom
Just had to ask you that question
Peace be with you Brother
William
Love Tinka
Carole~
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :)
Be always safe,
Karen
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A week goes by, he tries again: "Lord, I've never asked for much. Please, Lord, please! Let me win the Lottery!"
Another week goes by: "Lord, I am on my knees, begging you please, please, please! Let me win the Lottery!!!"
Suddenly, a deep and booming voice answers from the Heavens:
"At the very least -
you could buy a ticket?"
!
Your Newfie Friend, Hugs, Rose
Cheers,
Dan
PS: At least you're wearin a suit when playin Chess, with God - Ma is real proud!
...we have thwe good rib & appears you all want it back
suckin in some juicy pomegranite...Vickie
In some translations it's a fig, not apple.
Indeed, ask a kid not to look in a cupboard and...