It's has been too long since we have pulled the chain of Li'l Brother Jersey Ed, and the absence of Tiger Lily, Ma and PeeWee has encourage the little schmuck brat to go shenanigans solo.
This to remind him that we are a family witn a long loooooong memory!!!

Once upon a time we had in the hillbillies Ed Family
a beautiful golden boy and also a very spoiled brat
that loved to make all those sailing ships wooden models
and kept from sniffing all that glue getting high as a kite!

Then he went to live on Jersey State and we all suspected
going there where the foul air will cover that he didn’t bath
was an excuse like any other dreamed by mean PeeWee
badmouthing our little brother and squealing all to Ma.

But he got pretty sick and out we worried our jeebeezes
like a stranded unshaved whale he was thrown on a hospital,
meeting a waiting Reaper at his door and just for fun we shoved
the handle of the scythe all way up in the Harvester’s behind!

The good doctors sent him home, they should had known better
that telling a crazy brother of us that he was on the side of fat,
so, not having much money he went on a diet of not eating
and sending Ole Brother bikinis wearing dogs porno cards.

The year is 2010 and lovely Rene caught him in front of his TV
smoking pot and drunk with stolen Coors from Ole Edvard,
a few pounds lighter we can all see by the picture we got
and that weasel PeeWee will run to show it to our suffering Ma.


by EDvard Ole Brother