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Four lines about Men
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Was once 29, out of Korea, eyesight OK, no yet mustache or beard and believing that being bachelor and owner of the rest of the world was what was intended!...
Oh Maaaaan!........


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Another one from the hospital




Misconception, blond girls aren’t dumb…just more expensive!
Men stop raising north when women start falling south.
For men “until death do us part” equivalent? Life without parole.
Groom’s should remember Hemingway’s “for whom the bells toll”








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Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
now now that isnt always true smiles

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on June 17, 2010
Here I was just beginning to think Love is possible at our age...So glad to catch you writing...Get well

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 16, 2010
I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ONE BIT OF THIS BUT IT'S CERTAINLY QUITE ENTERTAINING AND WRITTEN WELL, WHICH PROVES THAT YOU ARE IN RARE FORM, GEORG...THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU STAY ON THE MEND. LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on June 16, 2010
Georg.... lol..... Do you know why men with earrings are good candidates for marriage? They have already experienced pain and they've bought jewelery. "Gilda Radner" I appreciat your choice words and that portrait is fantastic. Hugs and many more, J'nia

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Georg, it's so good to have you and your sense of humor back!

Reviewed by Tom Hyland
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
GEORG E ...

AGE 24 ENGAGED - AGE 25 GOT MARRIED - 34 YEARS LATER WAS DIVORCED BY HER ...

ERGO - 3 YEARS FREEDOM FROM 21-24 - NOW, 10 YEARS FREEDOM -

SECOND TIME IS BEST - OLDER, WISER, MORE FUN! FREEDOM TO EXPLORE! TK.CUZ.



Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
May I presume that the wedding bell will not toll for you? neat bit of philosophic humor, Georg. You're obviously feeling better.

Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Excellent write, Georg; love the drawing! Well done!

(((HUGS))), much love, and continuing prayers~

As always, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Thank you Georg i knew us blonds
had some smarts even though we used
white out on the computer to erase mistakes LOL
Beautifully writing i always love your words of wisdom!
Get well and take care!!
Wishing you Peace Love and Light...Yolie

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Married, buried. What's the difference?

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Nicely written from your hospital bed??


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Ahhh! come on, married life ain't all that bad
I've been incarcerated for 45 years........
On A life Bid
Peace brother Georg,


William

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
You survived Korea, you will survive this. I know what you mean about owning the world, but just do not lose your soul in the deal.

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Great to see your humor is back, Georg. One correction though, at least for this man: Falling south myself, I go north only for those women heading southerly because, after all, so much if me is heading south.
Your friend, Mark

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Oh my..I must say you are so funny sweet man..sounds like your feeling a little better thank god for that .. I like the line on the Blonde gals ... cute real cute..as always well done...keep resting......Hugsss
Love,
Chanti Lace the Blonde .(Giggles)

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Georg, short and to the point, how many points, I can't honestly say.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
SO, that is the reason my husband married me...to save money..lol (whoops...just kiddin' if any blondes are reading this..just had to humor Georg :)

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
You better have a nurse tend to that funny boner of yours. Patrick

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
What a hilarious little GEM! Some muse has been revealing the truth to you ~
Although, I beg to differ about the blond thing. I'm too cheap to sit with my husband in a fancy eatery. I order take out and go sit outside with the birds. Keep studying, enlighten us more.
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Your on a roll with these semi anti-women writes, but I'd be VERY careful, as afterall Ma is a woman too...e

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Hmnnnn and is this the reason you are still single old buddy...just kidding, love the tongue in cheek humour and I am sure the nurses in the hospital would have loved giving you an enema after reading this one buddy.
fee

Reviewed on June 15, 2010
You have found a treasure in the hospital. Keep digging it brother.

Reviewed on June 15, 2010
I am so glad you didn't leave your sense of humor
& funny bones at the hospital Georg!

Reviewed on June 15, 2010
A bit of Satire this early in the morn, what kind of Swedish medicine are you on, never mind, I can guess.

Reviewed on June 15, 2010
And young women need to remember wise advice, "It's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave" Lol you are so amusing Georg.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Is that a Self Portrait, or did dear old Ma sketch that??!! And I remember you telling me when I was a kid - "Blond girls aren’t dumb…just more expensive!"

So I've only dated and married dark-haired girls. (But I think my first wife must have been born a blond; she took me to the cleaners!)


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