Sometimes in hospitals, inmates are kept awake by the bones rattle of the Reaper about the empty corridors, then and there is when a pen gets busy!!!
When men get exited by a game of cricket, ask for their gender.
When husbands tell of understanding their wives…pigs fly.
When women have nothing to say, check if they have a pulse.
When creating intelligence, God made a woman as man slept.
I AM STILL LAUGHING OUT LOUD FROM YOUR INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT AND I AM GLAD YOU ARE MAKING VERY SURE THAT THE OLD 'REAPER' WILL NOT GET YOU! I LOVED THIS FUNNY WORK...SO ENJOYED AND APPRECIATED. LOVE AND GOD BLESS, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Last line - spot on... in fact, God created Eve with 3 breasts, giving her, He thought, about half the amount of all his other mammals and as many as she needed. However, she found the third a trifle "in the way" so asked God to remove it, asking Him instead for a partner to keep her company. "Of course, my dear", God replied... "Now where did that useless t*t go that I threw away into the bushes???!!!".... Doesn't this bear a ring of more truth about it, than the tale of Adam's rib??????????!!!!!!!!!!!! QED. xxx :))
Georg, now this shows us that you are definitely coming out of your fog..Very to the point poetry..It isn't easy being a woman..I love the last line of course..
Venus and Mars among other planets, circle. . . so, all I can say is
When a woman gets excited by a manicure, give them a pedicure too!
When wives belittle the mans brain as simple-minded, pigs DO fly!
When a man learns to share his inner feelings to balance his life in every possible perspective, they will then and only then, understand women.
AND. . . When creating intelligence, God knew man would need to rest up for the occasion! LOL! YOU INSPIRE, Georg...I've missed you! Now, get back to work, no excuses! This is great stuff!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
A very clever but rather cynical look at the opposite sex. Women being always opposite. Glad to see your brain working and your fingers moving.
Your friend, Mark
I really like your last line of thought Georg
and at the risk of repeating myself...
do you know why men chase women?
God gave us the good rib & you guyes want it back
or something like that...
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
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Your Newfie Friend Hugs XOXOXO, Rose
Nice to seya in good form.
And the pen never fails him. -gene.
John
Ask Samson of Delilah, Ask Anthony of Cleo,
Peace brother
William
GOD BLESS YOU
TONY
Much peace, love and light,
Amber "V"
When a woman gets excited by a manicure, give them a pedicure too!
When wives belittle the mans brain as simple-minded, pigs DO fly!
When a man learns to share his inner feelings to balance his life in every possible perspective, they will then and only then, understand women.
AND. . . When creating intelligence, God knew man would need to rest up for the occasion! LOL! YOU INSPIRE, Georg...I've missed you! Now, get back to work, no excuses! This is great stuff!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
fee
Your friend, Mark
keep the fires burning.
Here's one for ya, How do you know the reaper is a man?
Because men never take anything back:-) Patrick
and at the risk of repeating myself...
do you know why men chase women?
God gave us the good rib & you guyes want it back
or something like that...