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Four lines about Humor
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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I never claimed that my weird way of humor was a true North one but if you think about it...good humor is kind of overrated when nobody is laughing, like inside a bank...


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Constipation’s enema, you get pain only when you laugh.
Leaving for tomorrow yesterday’s chores improves good humor!
Mother’s Day come nine months after Father’s Day?
If God don’t play with dices, where craps games come from?







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 Reviews of "Four lines about Humor"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 26, 2010
GREAT 'MATEOS' HUMOR HERE...WITTY AND APPRECIATED. THANKS FOR SHARING, LOVE AND BLESSINGS, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Reviewed on July 2, 2010
That lil midgit in walmart check out line invnted that shampo called
"Gee...Your hair smells terrific!"
I love your funny bones Georg...
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on July 2, 2010
Georg your humor is stellar!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
In a bank Georg? I see you are finally learning how to really live it up, huh?

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
One of us is getting weirder. I enjoy these 4-liners more each time.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Without reading any other reviews, Georg, dice don't crap, or gods, mankind does. Humor? Sorry, I forgot.

Erin Elizabeth Kelly-Moen
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
I love your four lines and off the wall humor!! You are one of a kind my friend. ~Chessly
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Procrastination works for me...until it doesn't. Patrick
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Your humor is unique Edvard just like you!;-) Lil bro Jersey,likes to copy you too;-)

Sis TL
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
The Mother's Day/ Father's Day things has me thinking!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Yeah, Edvard, you GOT to have a sense of humor having to look at that mug of your's every morning in the mirror...;-) ed
Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
The only real pain comes if one sneezes, coughs, laughs, or pays taxes.
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
My daughter was a birthday present, born nine months later to the day.
Life's great ain't it......

~W~
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Looks like you are back to your normal self already. I'm so glad you are feeling better. Enjoyed these lines.

Sandi Angel :o)
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
I've always enjoyed the weird-but-beautiful humorous side of you, Georg...and this is a no-exception time reading your poem :o)
First line: every night eat a thick, creamy peanut-butter sandwich
Second line: Doesn't everyone do this??
Third line: bringing mother's and father's days every day
Fourth line: do you think maybe the dice are loaded?
...just penning my thoughts...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Cleverness in humorous lines and illustration -- if one doesn't laugh out loud (LOL) reading this, they're dead. Good thing I'm ROFL! Well said!

(((HUGS))) love and smiles, Karla. =]
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Laughter is good medicine and so yours is good for your readers. Hugs, J'nia. ps, get well and keep well.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
clever!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Good humour, the only one that counts, so go with numbers Georg.
Bless ya! Jasmin Horst--- by the way we found Ed in a hive alive, buzzing, he's back cussing.
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Sometimes the best can be stated with the least. Hopefully your sense of humor is a sign that you're feeling better.
Your friend, Mark
Reviewed by Paul Judges
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Well written short one, Georg !
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Okay now you are making my sides ache with laughter, you figure the kidney stone pain wasn't enough. Just kidding good one old buddy.
fee
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
good humor is kind of overrated when nobody is laughing, like inside a bank...

How sadly true that is.
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