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Your Liver
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A lot of our freedoms have come under attack from the Politically Correct Thought Police recently, the freedom run down steep hills in pursuit of a cheese, the freedom to throw beer soaked rags around (dwile flonking) and the freedom to damage our liver ...

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Your liver’s a nasty organ

It does a nasty job

And it gives us a hangover when we get drunk

It’s really a bit of a yob.

As we get older, first thing in the morning

The Liver’s aggressive and crude

but it’s had all the drinks that you’ve paid for

So it should show more gratitude.

 
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 Reviews of "Your Liver"
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on June 9, 2006
LOL! I enjoyed this, thanks!
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on June 5, 2006
Ha! Is life what the liver makes of it?
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 22, 2006
Thanks for sharing your wit and humor, Ian. Love and peace to you,



Regis
Reviewed by Silvia Hartmann
Reviewed on May 13, 2006
LOL! Nice one! I have read this to my liver and am eagerly awaiting a response!

SFx
Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on May 12, 2006
lolololololol!!! Thank God (or Goddess) for someone with a sense of humor!!! I thought I might slit my wrists had I read one more depressing poem!!! :) Be well- Michelle
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 12, 2006
Hahahahaha...Oh shit seems like you and someone I know far toooooo long have the same nasty liver.....lol!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on May 12, 2006
LOLOLOL
so cute lolol
pax A
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