Fingers has been here before but this time it is as a promo for my upcoming CD release. The picture is a still from the rather gruesome video.
Fingers hold your sandwiches And fingers scratch your head And fingers pick your nose When you're lying in your bed Fingers play piano, trumpet or guitar And fingers make rude gestures When you're driving in your car So don't cut off your fingers They do useful stuff for you And you might find your lover Enjoys your fingers too But if you let your knife slip One Day while in a hurry Fingers are quite tasty If you cook them in a curry But if you let your knife slip
Now you know why some of us are not allowed to use sharp objects! ah, yes.. fingers feel fabulous.. but lets not overlook the talents of toes.. hmmmm.. lovely! Instead of curry, make mine a finger sandwich. Thanks. katy.
Thanks Jan...have you ever known me ignore any asdvice you gave me? Well OK, maybe, but I'm not revealing any more secrets about fingers now, if the other guys know all my trick and are thousands of miles closer to you I just will not be able to compete :)
Woo-Hoo, I remember this one, it seems that you've changed a line. Did you? I seem to remember commenting on more things that fingers can do and it's there. LOL
Hi Ian,
I must mention to your other AD readers that I have had a sneak preview of the video recital for this on Ian's forthcoming CD Ashless Fire - it's great, very funny and the music adds that extra dimension of atmosphere... :D ....Sara
is that when you say, "just call me clumsy?" :) LOL...great write...it'll make a great song! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. *tune stuck in head*
Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2003
bet this was one of your best curries ever then......lol, lovely chubbly.
Oh and I have magic in my fingers tips, its my thumbs that let me down
Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2003
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww that is groooooosssssssss wheres hannibal LEcter? runnnnnn its his prototege then ewwwwwww i dont want to eat fingersLOL this was an interesting poem though
Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2003
lollllll Ian. Well let's try not to use the knife anymore :P
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2003
All I could say was eeeeew! This is great...very funny and in good taste *wink* Teresa
Reviewed by Thelma Shutters (Reader)
Reviewed on March 5, 2003
LOL.!!!!! Great humor reminds of my husband he`s missing part of 2 fingers cuz he didn`t listen to his dad years ago, He always tells the grandkids , it was cuz he picked his nose. Thelma
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I must mention to your other AD readers that I have had a sneak preview of the video recital for this on Ian's forthcoming CD Ashless Fire - it's great, very funny and the music adds that extra dimension of atmosphere... :D ....Sara
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Oh and I have magic in my fingers tips, its my thumbs that let me down