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Turkey Shoot
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Reviews of "Turkey Shoot"

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on November 25, 2004

Quite an unexpected and horrendous twist in the tail ..Ron..
Nobody turns the screw better...
Peter

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)

Reviewed on November 24, 2004

I do love a good twist in the tail of a poem....

You rock Ron! ty, Dani *grin*

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on November 22, 2004

i guess the moral is, when it comes to hunting turkey don't stick out your neck too far ;)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

A great twist at the end, Ronald. I will think of this mean ol' turkey as I baste the one in my oven. You have somehow leveled the playing field with this, relieving me of any guilt I may have had for the bird. Hitchcock has nothin' on you, Ron.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Janet Parker

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

I'm kind of glad the turkey got the "last peck," even though I eat them. Fun poem, Ron.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

This had an unexpected ending. LOVE it! :-)

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

Gobble...Gobble...Gobble...

Fun read, Ron! Heeeheee!

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

Ah Ron, you're a sick, sick man...LOL! But that is what I love about ya...Happy Turkey day...Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

Ah Huh...enjoyed this gobble gobble Big Bad...whatever..lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

Hey... my first "Touche" poem of the day and it's a doozy, Ronald. There I was, head a-bobbin', feet a-tappin', enjoying the marvelous rhymes and rhythms (gave it a 98, cuz I was dancin')... and then... KA-BOOM! the snappy ending, polishing off this fun experience with a well-deserved grin**

You gave the holiday writings around here something clever to bounce off of. Mucho cool! katy xox.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 21, 2004

hahaha Ronald you stinker,what a twist that was! Very creative and quite new look for a turkery, sinister;-)!Turkey's revenge!LOL

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