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Down on the Farm (Warning: Raunchy)
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
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Down on the Farm

Spring is sprung and the grass is riz.
Down by the creek I take a whiz.
Frogs are croakin' and I don't know why?
Too many of them legs I used to fry?

Old Paint's got a hard on for Lazy May,
his thing is a draggin' for all to see.
Got me to thinkin' as I watched him play.
Of all those kids and me… What?

That's right, it warn't goats, but sheep.
Lambs that was goin' to market to sleep.
You could call it spring fever or fervor,
whatever you like… like, Whatever?

Bees is a buzzin' around the honeypot,
the flowers is a blushin', I kid you not.
So full of pollen they's 'bout to burst.
Drink from the creek to quench my thirst.

Got me to thinkin' of ole Daizy Maye,
Anytime was a good time to roll in the hay.
Sure do miss that ole girl that way,
crossed eyes, missing teeth to this very day.

When the corn got high we'd play hide and seek.
She'd drop her top and give me a peek.
twarn't nothin' to see but I got to… hee hee,
she was a durn sight better than sheep!

Wonder whatever happened to that ole girl?

Copyright 2007 © Ronald W. Hull

5/12/07






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 Reviews of "Down on the Farm (Warning: Raunchy)"
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on May 23, 2007
fun
funny
and got me alittle horny
like unicorns and fairytales (big stretch)
lol forget it.....Enjoyed

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
It was very cute in that ole farm boy way. I've heard the stories of those boys. Cute write. Lady J

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
Ron this word painting is buzzin round my head like a movie projector, just picturin you on a farm hehehehe...
well done...




Eileen

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
"she was a durn sight better than sheep!" INDEED! Sadly though Ron there are some of those hillbilly types that don't care which.

Did you take a vacation out in the country bubba? You know what's so cool about reading this for me is the fact that I am, at present, reading Huckleberry Finn again, and the vernacular is so similar. Good job!

Light and Wisdom ...

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
This is a different take for sure. Thanks for sharing it, Ron. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
Like a page out of Tobabcco Road...very enjoyable. HUGS

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 13, 2007
i heard stories about guys on the farm ... you definitely reinforced them ;) enjoyed this bit of frivolity ...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2007
when very young, I had to pay a dime to
a sweet thing to undo her top.
She had some MIGHTY biggens.....

Reviewed on May 13, 2007
I love this jovial write!
YOur mind is such a delight!
I started TRAccccking you - you country fool LOL
I loved your fantastic imagery here Ron!
Warmly, WArrior Lady Sheeeoox
BE SAFE!
BE Happy!
God Bless!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 13, 2007
hehehehe.....Crazy.....I guess Daizy is still waiting down by the creek.....for the BIG BAD WOLF!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 13, 2007
I hope you drank from the creek "UP" river from the place you whizzed...ed


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