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Candy is Dandy...
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Candy Is Dandy

Maybe it was the pumpkin pie,
or the full moon that caught my eye.

Whatever it was, it led to my demise.
At least in the church's eyes.

For I have sinned. Gave inned,
to my inner mission.

I was not a pedophile, no,
passing candy single file.

Touch and go, no no,
it was much worse than that.

I ate it all in one sitting.
For me it was so fitting.

Leaving nothing for the poor,
little waifs come to my door.

I shouldn't have bent over,
but it was too late.

A Santa Anna wind came up,
and the rest was fate.

... but lick her is quicker.

Copyright 2007 © Ronald W. Hull

10/27/07

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
You should "come" with a child safety cap & warning...;) e
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 30, 2007
nice double entendre , Ron ...
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
I knew it was coming. Hah! Get it? "knew it was..." oh well.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Ron you are a sinner with a winner;-)
(the poem I mean)Happy Halloween!



Love,

ET
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
You are so bad!!

Happy Halloween!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Now that's trick or treat! Treat i'd day. I don't get those kind at my door anymore!
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
LOL...you are soooooo naughty, careful or someone just might give you a spanking!! Clever write, got a big grin outta me. Happy Halloween.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Oh my,cute very cute..yummyyyyyyy as always wonderful writing...Hugssss
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Gotta love it . . .
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Just my kind of candy..
Cool picture...
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Ron...you are so full of yourself today. You always can make me laugh...or, in some instances, cry.
Happy Halloween.
Love,
Susan
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