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It's not Thanksgiving yet, so, thanks to Tinka, I offer... Fractal art by Sven Geier

The Net The Net is a web of mythical proportion, hiding its mythical spider. The one that that is on the outer edge, where you went so far to find her. The one you meet in clandestine rooms, rather than sit down beside her. On the front porch swing, stealing a feel, knowing it's real. Before that all important kiss, to seal the deal and steal her heart. No, this is more like hit and miss, like sending out an Amber alert. For she is not what she seems, pictured beyond your wildest dreams. She's probably a guy, the FBI, teasing your heart to the seams. Or a perv with a lot of nerve, fishing for a filthy little fly. Or a fag to make you gag, when you find out he's a guy. But she's probably just a floozy, online whenever she gets boozy. Trying to impress you with her art. Trying to give her life a jumpstart. So never try to meet her, cuz, she's not interested in an old fart. Copyright 2007 � Ronald W. Hull 11/17/07
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Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on November 21, 2007

Couplet Suberbs! This is so true its hilarious!
Enjoyed~
Happy Thanksgiving Ron~
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on November 19, 2007

This is so cute and delightful....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on November 19, 2007

She's my bud though, and I dig her. As to the dangers of the inter-net; one must have a pioneering spirit and a very sharp sword to survive some of the crapola one encounters. Spiders indeed dude ... we've gotta excoriate them with wise words.
Blessings ...
Richard

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on November 19, 2007

This has me smiling wide and broad, Ron... so close to the bone you must have Skype!! So it's not only us gals who break out into a cold sweat, wondering if the Mad Axe (wo)Man is gonna fly the 6,000 miles to come and present you with (her)/his undying love, obsession and Colt 45 full in the face with the milk bottles and mail one bright, frosty morning while the rest of the family are peacefully sleepin upstairs... Thank God we are all "normal" here!!! :)))))))) xxx

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 19, 2007

She's probably a guy, the FBI,

Now that, I wouldn't doubt at all!

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)

Reviewed on November 18, 2007

cute for sure...lady j

Reviewed by Michael Guy

Reviewed on November 18, 2007

Clever for sure! And that's why I don't spend any time in chat rooms, it's easier and less dangerous to be lonely; and just drool over the ocassional great looking store clerk or bank teller (but not interested in us old-farts) Hey you have a real talent for these rhyming couplet stories...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on November 18, 2007

In rwality, the internet is faceless.

Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 18, 2007

You are as bad as it getZ...hey I am real..not the FBI'eyes!!

Naughty I might get but a SPIDER never!!

I am just Me Tinky bowlover Stinky!!

Thanks for using ME as inspiration....good or bad....I am giving you a nasty grin!!

:)))))

Love Sting--ka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on November 18, 2007

"fishing for a filthy little fly." . . . Gotta love it . . . In my novel "Rank Stranger," I have a scene like you descrive in verse 10 . . .

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