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Draggin’ Ass Dreams
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A shout out to all my lazy friends. Try substituting “dragon” for draggin’ if you’re a fantasy freak..

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 Draggin’ Ass Dreams


We all have draggin’ ass dreams.
You know what that means,
bursting at the seams.

Wild ass schemes,
countless wet dreams,
and steamy moonbeams.

Shooting from our asinine minds.
You know the kinds, inspiring signs,
as we drag our mindless behinds.

Closer to death's door,
with each passing hour,
and nowhere to shower.

Off the shame that we feel,
for not being real,
when we signed the seal.

To our fate, always late,
while we procrastinate,
pushing back the date.

When we'll get real.
And say what we feel,
and really began to deal.

With our draggin’ ass dreams.
 
Copyright 2013 © Ronald W. Hull

8/8/13

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 20, 2013
Wise thoughts, Ron; thank you for sharing them. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on August 16, 2013
This was not draggin' in the least...but well crafted, good friend.

Reviewed on August 15, 2013
I like my flying dreams...
but I would like to be on the beach too
I breath under water in my dreams...

Moon Dances with Sleep Walkers
Vickie

Reviewed by Robert Whitford
Reviewed on August 14, 2013
Small and simple urge dreams, the kind that only small men or lazy men dare dream. Boy I wish I was rich. Don't know what I'd so with it besides spend money, but boy do I wish I was rich. I wish I was famous. Don't know what to be famous for, but I sure wish I was famous. Dreming with a purpose though, is what we should be doing. The kind of dreaming that helps someone or makes everyones life worth living. Sure wish I could do that now. That's what I think you mean by draggin ass dreams. Probably wrong though. Good rhyming and easy to read Ron. Bob

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on August 13, 2013
Dragons beware..

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on August 12, 2013
very good!!!!, had a cat that could do that..........quiet disgusting.

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on August 12, 2013
Good poem . . . I for one am draggin' no more ;-) xoxoxo

Reviewed on August 12, 2013
Yes, we all have those dreams. Give me those "steamy moonbeams" any time!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on August 11, 2013
It sounds to me like you need more WWS (wine, women, & song) in your life, Ron. I suggest quality over quantity. doux ręves !

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 11, 2013
A sad indictment of the human race. At least my mutts have a very good reason for draggin their asses on my lawn after they take a dump!

Reviewed by Mor Inchrory
Reviewed on August 11, 2013
I seem to have spent most of my life running trying to catch up to those dreams; I suppose that I should have got myself a moped.

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2013
I'm all draggin ass out!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 10, 2013
Hah! Not I, Sir Ronald. I'm the first in line. Thirty minutes early for appointments. I wasn't draggin' ass dreams, I fought them bare-fisted and with crotch shots, I won, now I have no dreams . . .

Reviewed by Michael True
Reviewed on August 10, 2013
I'm all about waiting til the last minute myself. I need somebody to give me a push! I like how your stanzas end and start in a very connected way. Nice write! M.True

Reviewed on August 10, 2013
RON ... DRAGGIN DRAGON ARSES INDEED !

It seems most of my dreams herelate have been more like negative Nightmares.
Always fightin fussin runnin from somebody somehow. Maybe I need to "get with the program" ???

Peace Good Buddy !


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