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Have You Seen Ur-Anus?
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Just a play on words no offense intended… ;-)


Uranus is the brightest object to the lower left, photographed © Douglas W. Boucher during the recent eclipse of the Moon (Blood Moon) with his 16 inch telescope.

For a full-size view, click the link below to my website, and click the photo again to see this amazing shot, also showing some of Uranus’s moons, nearby.


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Have You Seen Ur-Anus?


Have you seen Ur-Anus?
I certainly haven't seen mine,
except perhaps by mirrors,
and I haven't got the inclination,
or the time.

But I have seen Uranus,
thanks to a friend of mine,
through his 16 inch telescope,
a view that's quite sublime.

Before Galileo, Uranus was unknown,
a deep dark secret place,
even on the throne.

But thanks to the telescope,
we know Ur-Anus exists.
I saw it the other night,
when you bent over to kiss.

High-powered cameras exist everywhere,
so guard Ur-Anus well,
you never know when on YouTube,
it will be part of show and tell.

Well, maybe a moon or two.

Copyright 2004 © Ronald W. Hull 

10/18/14

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 Reviews of "Have You Seen Ur-Anus?"
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on November 3, 2014
"When the moooon comes over the mountain" (Kate Smith's theme song)

A jolly, rollicking poem to put to shame amateur astronomers everywhere!

ChipB.

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on October 23, 2014
Smile knew this would be a gem

hug
kathy

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on October 22, 2014
This was so enjoyable and very timely write . JK

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 21, 2014
As always, SICK, to the core of Ur-anus...but most enjoyable too...-e-

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on October 21, 2014
You are so funny Ronald,I am sitting here having a great giggle after this cute and a little naughty read.
Best wishes
from Kay

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 20, 2014
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on October 20, 2014
RON ... MAGNIFIQUE !!!

WELL DONE... YOUR HUMOR IS ONLY SURPASSED BY YOUR INTELLIGENCE !

A GEM OF A WRITE !

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on October 20, 2014
Great write. Reminds me of the old Star Trek joke: The Enterprise was Circling Ur-Anus looking for Klingons.
Michael D.

Reviewed by G. Roscoe (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2014
Nice write Ronald.

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on October 19, 2014
...the sheer pleasure taken at any unidentifiable-serious-target...poem's
words...achieving liberation...while still looking for an interpretative meaning
of playful-serious-ludicrous...running alongside the use of earthly-cosmic-
-tactics...going in the same direction...of the ironic-satiric...becoming more
pronounced....yet unstable...on the useful way forward...in slippery U-turn
of genre range..that's "rolling around the sun on its side"....
Thank you for sharing your poem.

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on October 19, 2014
No butts about it - this is an anal retentive tale of expulsive proportions. A cosmic blast!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 19, 2014
I had to endure the sight of my devilish brother's Uranus far too many times when we were kids, and it was not a pretty sight.

Reviewed on October 19, 2014
Great play on the name of a planet! I'm still laughing!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 18, 2014
I got a chuckle out of this one Ron. Nice to take a break from the rest of the world and know your Ur-Anus is round and it's constantly following you around. Is it a FULL Moon tonight?

HA!

Reviewed by Lakshmi Sharma
Reviewed on October 18, 2014
That's a new you Ron

Reviewed by Kathy Parenteau
Reviewed on October 18, 2014
Lol don't ever apologize for such brilliant writing. This poem is wonderful . I am still grinning lol. Write on Mr. Hull your words make this old world a better place. Bravo!

Kathy J Parenteau

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 18, 2014
Why would you bother apologizing . Jeez! Anyway, I got a curte little dimple on my left cheek (used to be, no more) and with mirrors I could see the cute little devil. Yup, that is a darn good shot your friend got.


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