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Doctor Bill
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Saturday, December 3, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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It seems that everyone is upset about insurance while doctors, clinics, pharmacies and hospitals continue to charge outlandish prices for everything “healthcare” along with increasing costs far beyond the normal cost of living increase each year. Who is going after them? No one is also asking why they are charging so much. I would guess that it's because they take in many charity cases unable to pay without insurance and charge more for other services to those who can pay to cover these losses.


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Small Hospital Bill of $110,000 Courtesy LucidReality Blog
 
 
Doctor Bill
 
 
Don't you just love that untimely Doctor Bill?
When he comes unexpectedly over life's up hill.
 
Doctor Bill comes because he has a Hippocratic oath,
to render you services, needed or not, for what it's worth.
 
He'll keep you alive beyond all rhyme or reason,
using tubes and probes--whatever is in season.
 
Doctor Bill has the latest diagnostic expensive equipment.
His clinics are posh, spotlessly awaiting the next shipment.
 
Of his latest pharmaceuticals with a brand name so sure,
the ones you see on television and you must, "Ask him for."
 
Doctor Bill is a pill popping mama of the very friendly kind.
He'll dispense you some killer stuff with no guilt on his mind.
 
He's now got everyone addicted to his greatest, latest cure.
Don't worry, Doctor Bill will have a new one, come next year.
 
Politicians are sure they can shrink Doctor Bill by insurance,
instead of shrinking big Med, big Pharm and their a/inffluence.
 
The bribery is good and keeps the blood money pumping,
Doctor Bill is in the loop, so his minions keep humping.
 
Serving the good doctor in more ways than one,
mix a little medicine with your greedy, good fun.
 
And when you ask for an accounting of it all,
you run up against HIPPA… The most hypocritical of all.
 
Copyright 2016 © Ronald W. Hull
 
11/17/16

 


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 Reviews of "Doctor Bill"
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on November 14, 2020
Good one Ron --you hit a lotta good points-- enjoyed

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on December 8, 2016
I've been lucky in a way. Went through my life until 79 with perfect health. Didn't know a doc bill. Then last march is was sadly hit with the anxiety of open heart surgery to replace two valves. Had it not been for Medicare and my supplementary insurance, I would have had to claim bankruptcy. AS a result of the insurance and pharmaceutical insurance I was carrying, I've may laid our a couple of hundred bucks for meds. All the rest of 73,000 was picked up by insurance. So, be very aware of the struggle with no insured people, I remain grateful that together with Medicare (I've paid into forever, my supplemental charge of 260.00 a month, I've little complaint. But, that doesn't accountd to the millions that are not a fortunate and get the full (over priced) bill in their mailboxes everyday.

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on December 6, 2016
I think I've bought two or three Mercedes and at least one posh estate for my Doctor Bill.

Rebecca

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 4, 2016
YUP, THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES. GREASING THE PALM, IS MOST IMPORTANT TO THE HEALING 'FARM'. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on December 4, 2016
At one time my insurance covered my hospital stay of 5 1/2 weeks. I was fully covered...that has probably triple in cost since then...

Always,
Deborah


Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
I'll have to take your word for it. It's been a while since I've seen a Doctor, thank God for small and large blessings. And yes, I am well covered over here should I need it from Doctor Bill. Very clever. John

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
exactly said wow yes the Dr bills so much and on and on even after you retire only two months me , then you find the bills look bigger with less wow great write

Reviewed by Eva Pasco
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
Thus far I've managed to elude Dr. Bill.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
The lat time I was released from the hospital, as it could not be called discharged, as they then charged me a whopping 167,000 bucks...I almost went back into the hospital in full cardiac arrest, but they are the ones that should be arrested for their highway robbery...suffice it to say my credit rating will NEVER be very good, for its very hard to pay that kind of money in one check like they initially requested...the trick is to just stay healthy...-e-

Reviewed by Jon Dahlborg
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
"to render you services needed or not!" So true, that line says it all!
As usual Ron, a fine take on issues of the times.
Jon

Reviewed on December 3, 2016
Agreed!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
I imagine that this is true for some, Ronald. Not in this camp though. Thankfully. r

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
Well said. It seems there is no fairness in billing for the type of service provided. A while back, the tip of my finger became infected. I went to Dr., and he lanced the tip of my finger, drained the infection, bandaged it up, wrote a Rx for 60 vicodins, Which I did not take or need, and billed Insurance $600.00 for "surgery". The whole process didn't take more than 30 minutes. Why? Insurance knocked the price down with adjustments, But that shouldn't have been necessary. Sometimes I think the medical profession, insurance companies and lawyers all sleep in the same bed, you just don't know who's on top, and we're the ones getting screwed.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 3, 2016
You have told it like it is, Ron.


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