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Tinkle I love to tinkle, Into porcelain pond. Tinkling, I am fond. I love to tinkle, In tall field grass. Split stream so crass. I love to tinkle, In bucket round. Dull plastic sound. I love to tinkle, Building corner hide. Better than inside. I love to tinkle, On a tree so wide. Behind it I can hide. I love to tinkle, On a long lawn green. Distance my dream. I love to tinkle, On snow so white. Yellow pee holes in it. Oh, what a sight. I hate to tinkle, On an electric fence. Anyone that does it, Have no sense. So now I tinkle In a plastic tube. There�s the rube. No sound. That�s profound. Copyright 2002 � Ronald W. Hull 11/17/02

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Reviewed by Margie Hess (Reader)

Reviewed on November 26, 2002

sometimes it adds insult to injury the things we lose when we lose alot but you have kept so much, the humor and the talent.maybe someone will come out with a cd of tinkling sounds with background by yanni

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on November 18, 2002

Tinkle tinkle in a jar tinkle tinkle evrywhere. We who must tinkle sometimes have no choice where or when we tinkle. I undertand that and applaud your courage and efforts to tinkle. Bill

Reviewed by Victor Jensen

Reviewed on November 17, 2002

Greetings again friend, Guess you never run out of subject material when you can write about such. It's a good poem humor and sadness intwined. - Vic

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)

Reviewed on November 17, 2002

We all have to do it somehow. :) Nice one.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on November 17, 2002

humerous, but a bit sad in the end;-)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on November 17, 2002

funny write, Ron! love, your friend, Karen Lynn. (((HUGS))) :)

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