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Straight from the Horse’s (Bull's?) Mouth

Composite of Memo/Bull Medicine

Bull Shipping

Have you been accused,

of shipping the bull?

Haps don't even know,

the head from the hull?

The art of good shipping,

requires following through.

The louder the retort,

earthshaking the view.

Blowing a gaping hole,

in the other guy's sail.

Him twisting in the wind,

lanyards in a gale.

For bovines are known,

for their flatulent ways.

Outbursts of pestilence,

lasting many, many days.

Worst of all is when,

the captain of the ship,

slips on a slimy pie,

and lets one rip.

With his cover blown,

and his motives clear,

the captain of shipping,

will be gone next year.

Copyright 2020 © Ronald W. Hull

7/2/20

You can read this poem at my website and print it here.