Vaxed (poem) by Ronald W. Hull on AuthorsDen

Vaxed
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, July 2, 2021 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Trying a little something different that still rhymes. Pulling a leg for pun fun.

Ouch! Will never do that! Courtesy Manscaped.com Vaxed I’ve been vaxed, taxed and waxed,* trashed, smashed* and rashed.* Rolled over, bowled over and hashed,* screwed, misconstrue d, and blued. But never hacked, attacked or whacked.* I've been cheated, mistreated and deleted,* diseased, uneased, and seized.* But never flopped, popped or pleased.* I've been rejected, dejected, down and out.* But never rich, a bitch or threw the switch.* I've been downtrodden, forgotten and rotten,* plumb broke, in a yoke* and lost a joke.* But never looked back, lacked or attacked. When it's over for this rover, it's going to be over and done. I'm vaxed and have faxed,* my last will and testament run. ***** Not really Copyright 2021 © Ronald W. Hull* 6/1/21 You can read and print this poem at my website here.
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Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan

Reviewed on July 11, 2021

I hear a distinct note of triumph here, as if to say, "But I have not been broken!" Much better to consider how we've endured and overcome than to dwell on our battles lost.

Rebecca

Reviewed by Michael Jones

Reviewed on July 6, 2021

Very interesting poem Ron, rihymed perfectly and profound!

Reviewed by Shervin Hojat, Ph.D.

Reviewed on July 4, 2021

Ron,
I love this poem. It is fun to read and funny. Great play with the words.
Shervin

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Cleverly concocted for sure, Ron. Love and peace to you,

Regis. 🍁🌳

Reviewed by John Herlihy

I wouldn't read it if it wasn't rhymed. You know me. Enjoyed immensely.

Reviewed by Diana Wiles

Thanks�!
A poem that made me smile on this cloudy UK day�
One thing you�ll never be Ron is deleted!�
A great mood booster�!

Diana�

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on July 3, 2021

Ron, you put a smile on my face, always nice to dip in some
well rhymed humor. Have a precious day full of inspired thoughts
and completed poetry,:)

Reviewed by Steven Falco

Reviewed on July 2, 2021

A great poem. Very clever if I might endeavor.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

OUCH! That hurts! Awww!!!... I'm glad it was only a poem. But this speaks volumes for some people.

Sandie

Reviewed by Patricia Hilliard

Ouch! I bet this poem was fun to write! I got a few laughs. Thanks!

Reviewed by Alan Cook

I love poems with word play and this is a great example. Too often today poems seem to have no rhyme or reason. They just bitch with no images or rhythm. Let's return to the good old days. "From out of the west come the thundering hoofbeats of the great horse Silver..."

Reviewed by Danae Wilkin

Haha, Ron! Good one. Uber-rhyme scheme. Well done...stick a fork in it, and other such cliches. Like the asterisk retractions. Glad you didn't fax your last will and testament because no one would ever get it. I think all the faxes died about the same time that the power grid went out in The Last Wanderer.