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Communfucation

"I'll see you in a f-n hour."

Shows up 30 minutes later.

"It's down the road a fur piece."

Went looking for a raccoon tail sign.

"I don't give a rat's ass!"

Showed up with a pigeon's butt to give.

"You can't get there from here."

That's strange, GPS just got me here.

"That's an old wives tale."

Checked with my wife, it's true .

"Been there, done that."

Scalded my ass in a Yellowstone pool.

"You lookin’ at me?"

Glad I'm on Zoom.

"Where's the money?”

Last time I looked, Fort Knox.

"Where's the beef?"

Started a brawl in the bar.

"We are what we eat."

Ate a couple of my boogers.

"The sky's the limit."

Why are we in outer space?

"How is your liver?"

Still livin', last time I looked.

Copyright 2021 © Ronald W. Hull

7/8/21

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