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Save the Polyesters
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, October 22, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Not a new idea. An old joke I read or heard somewhere.


Poem Artwork


Polyesters Still Dancing Captive on a Clothesline



Save the Polyesters



Where have all the polyesters gone?

They used to be all around.

The cute little devils could be found,

on every oil slick gound.


They seem to have disappeared,

from their natural oily birth.

And gone into clothing galore,

for at least what it's worth.


Because their wiggling,

straightens the cloth,

without any ironing,

what have we wroth?


It's time to start a foundation,

to save the polyester nation.

For we must bring them back,

for irons in the fire, we lack.


For the life of the planet depends,

on having them like mother hens,

to hatch from pantyhose eggs,

even though they have no legs.


They languish now in discarded cloth,

throughout the land and on the sea.

Where they will never deteriorate,

in captive anguish, forever to be.


So, donate all your pennies,

your dollars, checks, loose change.

So we can bring the polyesters,

back to freedom on the range.


Copyright 2021 © Ronald W. Hull


10/20/21


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 Reviews of "Save the Polyesters"
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on January 11, 2022
I love how you find interesting rarely discussed topics like this in and turn it to art. Excellent poem. MM

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on October 31, 2021
Don't count me in! I worked too damn hard to get away from them!

Rebecca

Reviewed by Corrine Ardoin
Reviewed on October 23, 2021
Very clever! I discovered all that wonderful sporty fabric is polyester! I'm clearing it out of my closet, but where does it go from there? Like styrofoam, never goes away.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on October 23, 2021
I don't think we want to bring them back. I always avoided buying clothing bade of polyester, man-made cloth. So itchy in a hot climate. Intolerable really.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 23, 2021
And with polyester will return disco, OMG, don't let it be!!! -e-

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on October 22, 2021
The age-old question, indeed.
Watch out, watch out if there's polyester about!

Reviewed by Patricia Hilliard
Reviewed on October 22, 2021
If we give up "fossil fuel" we will not be able to save the polyesters! Maybe soy bean oil can be substituted? Without "poly" we'll have to grow more cotton. We can't expect the animals to give up their fur or wool. Anybody want a vegan sweater or pants? Very funny poem!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 22, 2021
Your theme is right on, Ron...

Fashion has a polyester problem.

It’s the most widely-used clothing fibre in the world, but as a synthetic material made from plastic, polyester needs a lot of energy to produce and is highly water and air polluting, according to the Council of Fashion Designers of America.

Thank you for sharing, Ron. Stay well. Stay safe,

Regis. 🍁

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 22, 2021
So true...still remember the mens' polyyester pant suits...those were not the days. lol


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