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Clueless News
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, September 23, 2022    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Was clueless about what to write about, so I thought I would break the news. Did I break it? Will I be sued for copyright infringement? I hope so.


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Queen's Missing! Stolen from GettyImages--Sue Me



Clueless News



Without a clue like mysteries do,

I write this little poem for you.

Like bobbies on bicycles, two by two,

accompanying the late, I'm late, Queen,

to her royal ending doings, do.


Mar-a-Lago is an over evaluated club,

so here is the rub, the rub a dub, dub.

If you’re caught doing it, it's called fraud.

Maybe better than accused by a broad.


A hurricane is humping out Bermuda way,

after doing it to Puerto Rico the other day.

Watch out, Gulf Coast, it's coming to play,

with flood, wind and misery here to stay.


Putin is shootin' wildly from the hip,

to destroy Ukraine with more than just lip.

Jerking around with a nasty nuclear flip,

Armageddon waiting below that iceberg's tip.


Copyright 2022 © Ronald W. Hull


9/22/22


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 Reviews of "Clueless News"
Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on October 15, 2022
Yes, I think you reported the news very well here. Very well done.

Rebecca

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on October 4, 2022
Very interesting and good write!

Reviewed by Betty Jo Tucker
Reviewed on September 29, 2022

Clueless news, funny and timely,
can catch more attention from me.
So this way we should get the news
to help us from feeling the blues.

Thanks, Ron!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 26, 2022
Thank you for putting a humorous twist on the mess the world (and its news) are in, Ron. Best to you as always,

Regis (Reg) 🙏😎🚶‍♀️🎵🍁

Reviewed by Alan Cook
Reviewed on September 25, 2022
Long ago, when the world was young, there was a TV show called "Laugh In" which looked at news from the funny side. Goldie Hawn (remember her) was probably the only cast member still in the news. Anyway, perhaps we should bring it back in poetic form with Ron leading the way. I'd be glad to add my two cents.

There once was a fellow named Putin
Who wanted Ukraine and got shootin'.
He lost many men
Again and again,
So hide yourself, cause he's recruitin'!

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on September 24, 2022
A brilliant take on the latest...lol
The news isn't nearly so toxic once you realise that it isn't gospel.
xx

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on September 24, 2022
this is how i want to listen to the news, no other way. thank you for this piece.

Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on September 23, 2022
We certainly needed something to lighten our mood,
as the news is pretty grim at the moment…
A light hearted romp …
which made me smile…

Diana…🍃


Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 23, 2022
Looks like you were able to turn some of the tedious news into a bit of fun. Otherwise, on TV, it's deadly stuff indeed.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 23, 2022
Indeed a lyrical ode to current events. We are just waiting for the onset of Fiona here in Nova Scotia as they say we will get a direct hit so hatches battened down and emergency rum stocked up.
Fee


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