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Just a Poem
This here is just a poem.
I thought I'd writ today.
Poetry is not my occupation,
wouldn't have it any other way.
To some, poetry is a livelihood,
but it ain't very lively to me.
Seems like more like it's dead,
more like that Dead Poets Society.
I rote a love sick poem to a girl I liked,
made her sick enough to throw up.
Now ain't that the darndest thing?
Right into her favorite loving cup!
Went to one of them poetry slams.
Everybody slamming, bang boom, bang.
I got up and screamed bloody murder,
next thing, bullets flew and shots rang.
Got so scared, nearly crapped my pants.
Now only recite to my uncles and aunts.
They turn up their noses and walk away,
have disowned me since that poetry day.
So, I writ this poem to tell you I'm gone,
no more poetry writin' from dusk till dawn.
My poetry days will soon be over.
After I kick the dog. Move over! Rover!
Copyright 2022 © Ronald W. Hull
12/8/22
You can read and print this format my website here.
Rebecca
This is so funny! It gives me a good chuckle! Thanks for the laugh of the day!
Sandie :D
THE ACTIVE ROCK
I found a rock the other day
It was round and hard and grey
I picked it up from where it lay
And thought what it could do today
It could make some papers stay
It could block a passageway
It could hide some ants at palt
I gave the rock a big "Hooray"
And then.......
I threw the rock away!