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Dog Licks
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, November 17, 2023    Rated "G" by the Author.
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This one is for dog lovers. My intention is to let the dog get his licks in for once. Forgive me.


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Dog Licks



A dog licks his nose,

to sense where he goes,

whetting his nose wick,

with every quick lick.


Sensing how far he will go.


That nose, knows where he goes,

the crotch of the strongest smell,

he would lick if he could,

it would be, oh so, good.


Shooing away makes it stronger,.


Goes to the face of human friends,

especially if, where the tongue ends.

The human was eating tasty treats,

he wants to get in on those eats.


Begging for scraps at table's end.


When out in the pack,

nose checking the butt,

of the new or old friend.

From beginning to end.


Checking the hierarchy of things.


And if he should come upon it,

any human's left over shit,

he will gobble it up fast,

as though it wouldn't last.


Then go about licking again,

with the big shit eating grin.


Copyright 2023 © Ronald W. Hull


11/17/23


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 Reviews of "Dog Licks"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 9, 2023
WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS...A VERY CANDID WORK HERE, RONALD...AND, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on November 28, 2023
Hilarious but true Ron. Thank you.

Reviewed by Diana Legun
Reviewed on November 25, 2023
You certainly have captured the coarseness of it all, Ron. You’ve seen it all here. You are absolutely right. But you left out rolling in dead things. Better write us one of those :) Thanks for this grossly-truth-filled wonder of a dog’s proverbial tongue and nose. You speaketh the truth. ~~ djl

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on November 25, 2023

Even dogs have P-mail and garbage to post ...lol

R x

Reviewed by Betty Jo Tucker
Reviewed on November 18, 2023

I'll have to read this shocking poem to my three part-time support dogs, Ron!

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on November 17, 2023
lol your too much,


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