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No Gases
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, September 19, 2025    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Satire: poking a little fun of a serious greenhouse gas, methane.

If someone tells you they don’t have gas, they’re lying.


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Inhaling Good, Exhaling Bad by Ron AI



No Gases


Yes, we have no gases, gases for free.

Yes, we have no gases, yeseriee.


Consumed mucho garbage yesterday,

Hoping that the gases would play,

But gases are a fickle lot,

So, relax and let it lay.


Gases will come in their own due time,

And surprise everyone with their rhyme.


No, we have no gases today.

But wait till mañana, farting,

they’ll come out to play,

With a sorrow of sweet parting.


Ancient sea creatures, millions,

Gave their lives for gases today.

We pay through the nose,

For these noble gases,

From creature’s final day.


When you see gas bubbling up,

In the tundra permafrost up north,

It’s from a much warmer time,

Returning to burn the Earth.


But we claim we have no gases,

We have plenty gases, hell.

We frack and fart it daily, 

for all the world to smell.


Copyright 2025 © Ronald W. Hull


9/18/25


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Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on September 24, 2025
Ha ha that is funny and true. I remember many years ago walking behind an elderly landlady in her garden who 'popped' with every step she took. I had a hard job of stifling my giggles.

We have no piped gas in our village and I don't like gas, but we do have a gas well half a mile away which was vented occasionally, phew what a stink! When they wanted to frack it I joined the activists, became the provider of their sustenance: Tea-lady. We won the battle. Now they are hoping to use it for geothermal purposes instead.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 20, 2025
Something to bring a smile to the face on this cloudy day.

Reviewed by w. aher
Reviewed on September 20, 2025
Excellent Play on Satire. And climate change lost between the lines.


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