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Ketchup Ketchup on your hotdog Ketchup on your fries. Ketchup on your coffee, Before the flavor dies. Ketchup on your shirt, Ketchup on your sleeve. Ketchup on your reading, Before you have to leave. Ketchup on macaroni, Ketchup on your chin. �The poor man's spaghetti,� He says with a grin. Ketchup on your lobster, Ketchup on prime rib. �The rich man's pleasure,� He says with a fib. Ketchup on the body, Is not a bloody sin. It is just a movie, And the state your in. Ketchup on your morning, Ketchup on your schemes. Ketchup while you can, Before ketchup�s on your dreams. Copyright 2003 � Ronald W. Hull 4/6/03
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Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)

Reviewed on August 15, 2003

As I am not American, I am not particularly fond of Ketchup. Strange behaviour to put it on everything. Ketchup on lobster?? Yuk !
Nico

Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)

Reviewed on July 22, 2003

what about the relish dear Ron

much enjoyed thank you

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on July 21, 2003

Great write, you are a master of rhyme!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on July 20, 2003

I do enjoy my ketchup and this is a delightful write.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on July 20, 2003

Hee, hee. The only thing I like kechup on is french fries.........

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 20, 2003

Ha! Hilarious AND multi-layered, if you read it with MY brain! hehe.. My, my Ron, one reading just was not enough.. I'll 'ketchup' with you later! (grin) katy.

Reviewed by Trixie Love

Reviewed on July 20, 2003

Hi Ron,
LOL...
Now i have a taste
for ketchup on rice..lol

Great humor...

Trixie :)

Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed on July 20, 2003

This poem is wonderful! It must be graded excellent poetical composition.

This "Ketchup" is enjoyable,
And its reading flows grinning...
When I've it, it's adorable,
I take it with zucchini!

I praise the Author of �Ketchup�.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott

Reviewed on July 20, 2003

Lol this was great Ron!

Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 20, 2003

I LOVE it on my eggs! This is fantastic... I take fries with my ketchup ;) Good humor!

Thanks,
Emilie

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