His nose has drooped
Down over his chin
He weighs sixty pound
Just in the rear end
His forehead is flapped
Down over his eyes
His belly done lapped
Down to his thighs
His flabby arms sway
To and fro in the wind
Beneath their array
Of loose mottled skin
His hair line's receding
And much to his greif
He suspects he'll be needing
Store boughten teeth
Beneath his chin is a wattle
That hangs to his throat
He is a fine model
Of the perfect old goat
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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