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Something's Missing
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Something's Missing!


I took a bowl,
a bit of flour,
I only had
a half-an-hour.
 
I had Mom's old sifter
and Pop's old cup
and a big old spoon
to mix them up.
 
Some baking soda
to make them rise;
my muffins could win
a baking prize!
 
Bran muffins for
my Honey's lunch.
I didn't skimp --
I made a bunch!
 
He left for work
that Autumn day.
I tasted one.
To my dismay,
 
something was wrong
with my special treat!
One bite revealed --
they were not sweet!
 
The batter was not
too thick or thin;
I just didn't put
the sugar in!
 
My good intentions
are not enough
if I don't add
the proper stuff!
 
I spread on jelly;
it helped them not;
inside they were
a bitter lot.
 
That night, my hubby
had a pout.
He said he spit
his muffin out!
 
The moral of
this muffin tale
is:   follow the
recipe without fail.
 
Of outward appearance
we'd better not boast.
It's what's inside
that counts the most!


~ Connie Faust ~


"......the Lord sees not as man sees;
for man looks on the outward appearance,
but the Lord looks on the heart."
(from I Samuel 16:7)

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 Reviews of "Something's Missing"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 4, 2014
A delightful poem, Connie! Thank you for sharing it. Love, peace, and blessings,

Regis

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on May 15, 2009
hee...hee..your muffins nearly took me to kitchen for a cuppa tea..but oh...hold on....a twist !!! great and very true. nice write dear Connie. good and warm wishes...neerja

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2007
Sweet pen

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on May 3, 2007
Great write Connie, reminded me of a junket I made long ago.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
This is just adorable. Had me smiling and laughing, enjoyed. Next time remember to put the sugar in......

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Very enjoyable poem.

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Absolute wonderful write...and so much wisdom within the lines...you are right my friend, God does look deep within the heart of man and sees qualities that mere man cannot see or are not willing to see! God is great, isn't he! Enjoyed this much!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Love it. The truth!

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Great little write and full of wisdom too! Lady J

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Well penned!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Very true...

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Connie, this is really cute and with a nice surprising ending! I liked it sooooo much and still smile when I think of it.

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2007
This one is really sweet:) Good write.
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Excellent message in this little number, Connie; very well done!

(((HUGS)) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed on May 2, 2007
Connie,

Truth! Appearances CAN be deceiving. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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