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X-Rated Bear Essence
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It's mating season for bears. Here are some rare photos for the edification of the unsqueamish.

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Words tell romantic story,
Lyrically, in poetic verse,
But images, raw and amatory,
Seize our universe.

Details become perspicuous,
Little is left to chance,
Hidden becomes conspicuous
When bears begin to dance.

And of what does a bear think,
When standing on his toes?
Why, of lady bears (wink, wink),
That’s the way life goes.

© 2007 R. Leland Waldrip
 
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 Reviews of "X-Rated Bear Essence"
Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
I really had to think of that Discovery channel song. Had me laughing
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on September 19, 2007
Laughing too hard to review: how bears have sex. And illustrated, yet: TMI!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 13, 2007
A delightful sharing, Leland! Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 11, 2007
a fun write on the bears on bees ...
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on July 10, 2007
Of course he thinks of lady bears. Leland how'd you sneak these explicit pictures by the censor?? So good to read you and enjoy your humor again Leland.
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on July 9, 2007
Dear Leland,

What a wonderful bit of nature humour! Thanks for the smiles.

Love & Light always and in all ways,
Joseph*

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Thanks for the bare facts on bears. Glad they were finally exposed.

Ron
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Thank you Leland...this is priceless!!

Hope you did not follow in their footsteps AFTER watching them do that thingy thing....lol!!

Love tinka :P
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Leland this is great, the pics are a treat, as is your witty poem!

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by C. J. Stevens
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
What fantastic photos of bear love affairs. And a delightful poem. Together they create quite an experience. Thank you Leland!
CJ
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2007
Cute one. And in your back yard too.



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