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SEAT ETIQUETTE
by Leland Waldrip → (All Poetry by Leland Waldrip)
  
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If you’ve ever had to use a bathroom when the seat was wet you’ll get the point of this little ditty.

THESE HALLOWED WORDS I DO REPEAT:
"DO NOT PEE UPON THE SEAT!"
WHEN YOU SET UP TO SPRINKLE,
LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU TINKLE!

IF LAZY IS THE MOOD YOU'RE IN,
HOLD THE URGE TO SPRAY THAT URINE.
SIT AND REST — IMPROVE YOUR AIM,
LEAVE IT DRY! — I'LL DO THE SAME.

AND WHEN YOU'RE ALL DONE —
IF INDEED, YOU WERE STANDING,
PUT THE SEAT DOWN, SON,
OR GET A REAL REPRIMANDING!

YOUR MOTHER


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Reviewed on November 9, 2002
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