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Burkas might be underrated
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Anybody have a burka I can borrow...

It started as a red spot I touched it once in a while Now it looks like a boulder That hurts when I smile I put hot packs right on it Hoping it would go down The only thing that does that Are my lips in a frown I wish I knew a muslim Who hasn't modernized I'd borrow a veil and burka And wear it for a while

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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

LOL,funny one

Reviewed by Sharon Jordan

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

Dear Lynn,

I've had days like this too! When you find that burka and are done with it, maybe you can pass it on!

Blessings,
Sharon

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

Good funny write Lynn, enjoyed!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

I get em ever so often...
Heal up quick....
x0x0x

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

I love your sense of humor and your attitude, Lynn. Sweet write. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

LOL, this is charming, Lynn! I think we can all identify with this poem! Very well done and a pleasure to read.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

A womans treasure is her face, and please zits stay clear or you make them very unhappy.

Reviewed by Rusty Daily

Reviewed on March 8, 2007

Takes one helluva a good person to have smiles on themselves. Funny write Lynn.
Rusty

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