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Wooden you
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I have heard of the old woman in the shoe...but wooden you?


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He travels far and wide
This middle son of mine
He gets a kick out of life
And so far hasn't a wife
But I see he has a new home
At least when he does roam
It is inside a wooden shoe
To this I ask wooden you
Rather stay in a big yellow shoe
Than in a box or a cage in a zoo 

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 Reviews of "Wooden you"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
ROFL...love it.
Kid looks happy too.

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Wonderful picture of the middle son a blessing to you i loved this poem LYNN!!!!!!

peace & hugs
Josie

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Splendid write and this seems to be the age for lack of commitment on the part of so many men and women who put off marriage until very late in life. I guess if you get the milk free, why buy the cow or something like that.

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Yes, this is my son...thanks.

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
Enjoyed this cute write Lynn :)
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 12, 2007
This is adorable, Lynn! Is this your son? He's very handsome.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2007
This is a neat write..
How many square feet in this shoe home
if he marrys, he'll have to get a
wider shoe home..
Peace & love......


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