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Chain Chewing
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My jaws ache...


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I chew so much gum
My jaws are acheaholic
I pop one into my mouth
Then I pop another
I don't enjoy one
Without the other
And then a third
And a fourth
Well, you get the gist
I feel as if I
Should slit a wrist
Oh don't you fret
I am not suicidal
Just obsessive about chewing
Hope it makes you smile

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 Reviews of "Chain Chewing"
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on September 11, 2007
made me smile and i haven't chewed gum since soupy sales went off the telly...

dan

Reviewed on September 10, 2007
It did indeed make me smile.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 10, 2007
Hee, hee, when you chew bubble gum I know
you can make a huge bubble.
That much chewing gives me a headache..
Love ya cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Ron AXELSON...you hear-a?

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on September 10, 2007
This write makes my jaw sore and teeth hurt with humor.
well done...
John

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on September 10, 2007
I'm the same way with certs, one after another

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 10, 2007
Yes, it did make me smile. I know someone just like you. Can't figure out how that much gum can be enjoyed at one time.

Smiling,
Kathy


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