While at the computer
I was bothered by a fly
A fly a fly a fly
Kept buzzing by
My head and my shoulders
It was driving me insane
I tried to be patient
But the devil overcame
My nerves and my sanity
I raised a sticky pad
And that fly got stuck
And man, was I glad
It buzzed a little while
'Cause it couldn't get free
Then it went to sleep forever
Bad bad me
"Shoo fly, don't bother me" no more...
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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2007
You have the ability to write about anything cuzz you can..
Lurve ya!
Ron
Boy, that's an easy and effective way to get rid of what is bothersome. I wish it was that simple for some of the really, really annoying stuff in my life.
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Lurve ya!
Ron
Truly a delightful poem,
Kathy
Shoofly, don't bother me--thanks. Now I'm gonna have that tune stuck in me head, just like an annoying fly LOL
Well done.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
cheers,
dan
Oh, this is hilariously funny! Thanks for the laugh; very well done! LOL
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D