AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Frank Whyte, iDiane Hundertmark, iMargaret Mullings, iMichael Charles Messineo, iScott Zachary, iRoxanne Howe-Murphy, iErin Kelly-Moen, iBryon Smith, iPamela Ackerson, iMr. Ed, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Lynn Barry

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· 425 Titles
· 2,419 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2001

Lynn Barry, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



Living or di(e)ning
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
   Not rated by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

Furniture moving is confusing...


Poem Artwork

I get the itch
It's time to switch
Living room
Becomes dining room
Sofa's over there
Table's with its chair
Should I watch TV
Or eat a pear
Am I living
Or dining
Am I starring
In The Shining
Will I ever stop
This stuff
I'll probably
Rearrange coffin dust



 

Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Living or di(e)ning"
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 23, 2007
Nice write, Lynn, but when you live in a small (21/2 rooms) apartment, there's not a lot of rearranging to do, thankfully.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2007
Very cute indeed,love this sweet lady..Hugsssssss

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2007
I will be cremated, so their gos the rearranging.
Love your cute little writes cuzz..
x0x0x0x


Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 21, 2007
You sound like my sister. I'm sure there'll be two of you rearranging the coffin and its dust.

Kathy


New Poetry by Lynn Barry
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  5.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  6.  Milkman's letter
  7.  Laughing As I Flee...
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  A Salt and Batter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  14.  My First Heart Attack
  15.  The Last Second
  16.  Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
  17.  Houston Greats
  18.  Hound Dog
  19.  AThree Year Old
  20.  Burst Forth
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

52nd Book: Jay Dubya by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hacked, Shakespeare: Sacked & Thurber: Thwacked is adult satire featuring adult language and content.  
Member BookAds

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked is adult humor that satirizes 12 popular Nathaniel Hawthorne stories in parody form.  
Member BookAds

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology by Jay Dubya

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology is a collection of 21 famous myths that have been given adult spins and presentations.  
Member BookAds